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Who's there with you?? I hear voices, and they're not the ones I usually hear. gonk ~~bump 992~~

He has a pretty English accent! whee ~~bump 989~~

I met him on the internet 2 years ago. 3nodding heart ~~bump 987~~

I hate it when people say boobs domokun They are either boobies or breasts damnit!!! ~~bump 985~~

Just in case you didn't think I was already krazy..

To all whom inhabit a small hole in the ground known as Splarf:
You're in denial. There is no such place and you're all losers.

I've decided to write random and totally spazo blogs to pass time and let everyone read random fun.. Spazo is such a cool word, and I thought it all on my own. Beat that bitches!! I'll also be writing important things that make you think.


Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.
That's not my name.
I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
no, no, no - it's spelt Ramond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
Ah, anti-semitism!
Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.
Give me my nose back.
You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
I want to be on television.
Well you can't.

And now for something completely different...

My shoe size is bigger than yours
but your nose is bigger than mine.
I like screaming until your eyes go hoarse
and laughing at that silly mime.
Yoddle doodle dee dah doh.


There was once a man named Lankerwoe. He spent his days skipping in the grass and climbing trees, until he became corrupted by an evil demon goat and ate all the neighbour's cheese and she was forced to kill him with her salami and jelly fish sandwhich.


Dear story writer,
I am appalled at this story for it's lack of sympathy and logic. How dare you accuse that poor goat of being an evil demon, and how dare you make the weapon of choice a salami and jelly fish sandwhich. That happens to be my favourite meal and it sickens me to think it was used in a murder. You sick b*****d.

yours sincerly,
Ima Jollyleprechaun

The BBC would like to apologise for the story written by an inconsiderate author who claims a man was corrupted by a devil goat while skipping merily in the flowers of a lovely town in Sweden. We take full responsibility for the poor author for being a drunk and being conceived by his two cousins. His name is also Adolf which results to many of his mental problems. He has been attacked viciously by sandwhiches in his psychotic dreams and took his anger and frusteration on his old pet goat Alfie McSnorter Pants. We will soon get him help and thank you to the anonymous woman who sent us the complaint. We now return you to your programme.

The BBC would NOT like to apologise. Adolf Magihger is most certainly NOT psychotic in any sense even if he is attacked by vicious man-eating sandwhiches. Ima is only angry because she's the one who stole my damn goat and fed it cheese which corrupted his brain and made him kill my pa with a sledge hammer. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU KRAZY LEPRECHAUN WOMAN!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWWWWNNNNN!!!!!

Dear Adolf,
I most certainly did not steal your damn goat and corrupt him with cheese. I am offended by this accusation and so is Alfie. Take it back you mindless b***h!!



The BBC would like to appologise for the fight that is interupting your scheduled programme...

Dear BBC,
Shut up and stay out of our fight!!!

Yeah listen to the krazy old bat..

I'M NOT THE CRAZY ONE!!


THE BBC WOULD SINCERELY LIKE YOU TWO TO GET OFF THE DAMN AIR SO THE PEOPLE CAN WATCH THEIR SHOW!!!!!

*fight pursues in the background*
*big explosion*

The BBC would like to apologise for the deaths of many in the studio and for fleeing the country. Please enjoy your programme....

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The coolest survey I've ever done ^_^
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. what is it?
Arewynn Lluvia Calais All from different exotic countries ^_^

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
threesome??? Daniel Radcliffe and... John Cleese. And this is all very non sexual right? Oh well that's how I'm making it whether you like it or not biatch!

3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Mein lederhosen ist in Brand

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What is it and where do you want it?
A dragon with fireworks on either side on my lower back, and I would like an inside joke on each of my fingers.

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, as infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
Wild Horses

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Massachusetts. There is such a rich history on the East Coast.

7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
Northern Alberta, Canada.

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Green Eggs and Ham lol

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you chose?
LOTR. Amazing battle scenes, and beautiful costume design. As well as elequent "made up" languages. That and/or any broadway musical. Damn do I love those...

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?:
Eagle. Praying mantice. Alfa wolf. (leader of the pack)

11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
I don't want to relive any of them. They aren't particularly fun and if I did, I wouldn't be who am and I wouldn't have what I do have. I'm greatful for everything that has happened to me- the good and the bad.

12. Which would you least like to relive?
Same as above.

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
1930's so I can watch my grandparents grow up. lol I would also like to help any black person being mistreated since there still wasn't any civil rights.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving:
Deep Sea Diving.

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?:
Omg.. I don't think so... I'm not a skank!! Plus, most of those rock stars, if not all, were on drugs and sleeping with hundreds of women. If I do have to choose though... John Lenon. Witty, British, and talent. Oooo baby. razz


16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
Game shows are for squares... does "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" count? I pick the American version. ^_^

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
That's hard... there are so many!!! I'd put it to any charity in Africa helping with genocide survivors or AIDS.

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
******. It's so retarded. Anyone not black can't say it, obviously, but all of a sudden all these 'niggas' can and confuse anyone who soon thinks it's okay. Why the hell would they walk around using a word that for centuries was demeaning and extremely hurtful to their ancestors? What would they say? That's just stupid. Do Mexicans go around calling eachother beanies or w/e the hell is their racial slur, or do Caucasions go around calling eachother crackers? And then they turn around and kick anyones a** who says ****** because 'it's offensive.' Give me a damn break. There's my rant. ^_^

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Hell no. Life is too precious to do that consciously. Money is nice, but there's so much more to life than that.

20. Using your time machine, if you could go back to anytime and kill someone from history who would you kill?
hmmm... George Dubya. I would counsil Hitler because he was a sad man who turned his anger out on a single race by misconceptions. I pity the b*****d.

It's fun to copy and paste random crap. xp

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