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 Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:06 am
Erik: *sweeps Christine up and starts running off* She's mine!!!
Raoul: Oh no! I've lost Christine crying
Madame Giry: *reaches out and grabs Erik's cape as he runs past*
Erik: Gack! *clutches at his neck as the cape starts strangling him and drops Christine*
Madame Giry: There's your little whore. *drags Eriks off by his cape* Now quit whining!
*she drags Erik into a room and slams and locks the door*
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:31 pm
Unromantic_Phantom Erik: *sweeps Christine up and starts running off* She's mine!!! Raoul: Oh no! I've lost Christine crying Madame Giry: *reaches out and grabs Erik's cape as he runs past* Erik: Gack! *clutches at his neck as the cape starts strangling him and drops Christine* Madame Giry: There's your little whore. *drags Eriks off by his cape* Now quit whining! *she drags Erik into a room and slams and locks the door* O_o CENSORED XD The Persian: *sings* I'm not wearing underwear today! No, I'm not wearing underwear today! Not that you probably care much about my underwear, still, nonetheless I hafta say that I'm not wearing underwear toDAAAAYY!! Erik: ....Now, when I asked for entertainment, I meant you juggling something. Not... not that. The Persian: !! You don't like my song? You don't like my song!! How dare you!! *runs off sobbing* MOOMMMMYYY!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:22 pm
Christine:well screw you, raoul! i always liked erik better anyway! *slaps*
(ahh, if only)
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:29 pm
Unromantic_Phantom Erik: *sweeps Christine up and starts running off* She's mine!!! Raoul: Oh no! I've lost Christine crying Madame Giry: *reaches out and grabs Erik's cape as he runs past* Erik: Gack! *clutches at his neck as the cape starts strangling him and drops Christine* Madame Giry: There's your little whore. *drags Eriks off by his cape* Now quit whining! *she drags Erik into a room and slams and locks the door*
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:32 pm
Kitsune Ookami Erik: Boxers! Raoul: Briefs! Erik: Boxers! Raoul: Briefs! Erik: Boxers! Raoul: Briefs! Persian: 4laugh Commando! 4laugh Darius: eek So that explains the lack of underwear in the laundry....
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:38 pm
Erik: So to win Christine I must become my own worst enemy!
*later*
Christine: Erik where ar- *sees Raoul's backside, though it looks really skinny* Oh! Raoul! *hug* My you've lost weight.
Erik: *who is obviously dressed as Raoul, says in a foppish voice that sounds not anything like Raoul* Well, while you wait for Erik we can sneak into his bedroom an-
Christine: Yes! We should
Erik: yes! I knew this would work!
Christine: LET'S EAT ERIK'S SECRET ICECREAM STASH BEFORE HE COMES BACK AND BLAME IT ON THE PERSIAN!
Erik: eek
Persian: Hey!
Erik: Uuuh....I was thinking something more...matuuure
Christine: Ooooh
*later*
Raoul: Hey Christine. Where are you?
Christine: *walking out of the bedroom with "Raoul"* Oh hi Raoul! Raoul and I were just...Hey! There's two Raouls!
Raoul: Christine! That is Erik! You....just....went in bed... with Erik!
Christine: Well it was dark...but he did seem a little thin...besides I'm not really Christine! I'm JOSEPH BUQET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dun dun dun*
Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused
Erik: I....with...him?!!!! Ugh! I'm gonna be sick gonk
Buqet: That's not what you said when---
Erik: *hangs Buqet* I'm gonna go wash every fiber of myself a couple of...hundred times now!....but he was right in some respect....
*dun dun dun*
Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:43 pm
Youko-chan Unromantic_Phantom Erik: *sweeps Christine up and starts running off* She's mine!!! Raoul: Oh no! I've lost Christine crying Madame Giry: *reaches out and grabs Erik's cape as he runs past* Erik: Gack! *clutches at his neck as the cape starts strangling him and drops Christine* Madame Giry: There's your little whore. *drags Eriks off by his cape* Now quit whining! *she drags Erik into a room and slams and locks the door* Aw...Thank you, Youko-chan. whee
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:23 pm
SyrenaV Erik: *Dances around in a kilt* La la la la la, la la la la la... Uh-Huh! La la la la la, la la la la la...EDIT: Okay, I think I'm done making references to Albino Black Sheep now... Dude. I have the Jesus Action Figure starring in that. X3
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:40 pm
Masqued SyrenaV Erik: *Dances around in a kilt* La la la la la, la la la la la... Uh-Huh! La la la la la, la la la la la...EDIT: Okay, I think I'm done making references to Albino Black Sheep now... Dude. I have the Jesus Action Figure starring in that. X3
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:44 am
Youko-chan Masqued SyrenaV Erik: *Dances around in a kilt* La la la la la, la la la la la... Uh-Huh! La la la la la, la la la la la...EDIT: Okay, I think I'm done making references to Albino Black Sheep now... Dude. I have the Jesus Action Figure starring in that. X3
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:44 pm
SyrenaV Youko-chan Masqued SyrenaV Erik: *Dances around in a kilt* La la la la la, la la la la la... Uh-Huh! La la la la la, la la la la la...EDIT: Okay, I think I'm done making references to Albino Black Sheep now... Dude. I have the Jesus Action Figure starring in that. X3 There's always more to do to torture Erik. Right now on another Phantom-related thread I'm beating Leroux!Erik and Kay!Erik in strip poker. Kay!Erik: I will get my hat back! Leroux!Erik: Shouldn't you be more worried about your pants? Kay!Erik: I would, but she's not wearing my pants. She's wearing my hat.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:56 pm
Tour Guide: Hello and Welcome to the Garnier Opera House tours. Today we will be exploring the fifth cellar below the Opera House where the Opera Ghost lives!
Tourists: Ooh!
One snot-nosed kid: Eh, big deal.
Tour Guide: Alright everyone, pair up and get into the giant gondola-sine*
*Everyone gets in and they're off*
Tour Guide: Alright, over there we have some big scary statues..
Big Scary Statues: Yo.
Tour Guide: And over there you can see some... rats.
Tourists: Ew!
Rat 1: Ah shaddup. At least we don't dress in Haiwaiien shirts bought from Walmart!
Rat 2: You tell 'em, Larry!
Tour Guide: And to our left you can plainly see a... dead body.
Random Tourist: AH! It's the Count de Chagny!
*Everyone's cameras are brought out and flash like crazy, trying to get a picture of the dead Count*
Tour Guide: Oh Look! And over here we can see some candles rising out of the ground--and look! There's the entrance to the Opera Ghost's house!
Tourists: Ooh!
Erik: Christine, I'm tired of waiting! Make your choice!
Christine: *sobbing* Please, Erik, stop it! You're hurting him!
Raoul: Yeah seriously. I'm getting rope burn on my neck! People'll think I got a hickey from a snake!
Tour Guide: And as you can see, the Opera Ghost is busy with his girlfriends...
Raoul: I'm a GUY!
Tour Guide: ...As I was saying...
*Cameras' flashes continue to go off as people take pictures of the scenario*
Random Tourist: HEY! Who's your decorator?
Erik: Your Mother. *turns attention back to Christine* Decide or I decide for you!
Christine: *still sobbing* Oh Erik! *big smoochy scene*
Tourists (while taking pictures): OOOOooooooh!
Raoul: SHUTUP!
Erik: *now sobbing* Go! Take your flippy-haired lover and go! Leave me before they find you!
Tour Guide: ..Uh, we already did.
Erik: shutup! *pushes Christine away* Go!
*Raoul and Christine wade up to the gondola-sine*
Raoul: Room for two?
Tour Guide: No.
~~**Five Minutes Later**~~
*Raoul and Christine row off into a Happily Ever After with the rest of the tourists, minus the Tour Guide and some kid who only got one line in this whole excursion*
Erik: Well what about me?!
*Woman and child. You got yourself a family, bucko*
Erik: SWEET!
THE END.
*Gondola-sine: Haha, making fun of all the cars they're turning into limos now. It's amazing how you can just continue adding backseats to cars and call it a limo.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:03 pm
Youko-chan Masqued SyrenaV Erik: *Dances around in a kilt* La la la la la, la la la la la... Uh-Huh! La la la la la, la la la la la...EDIT: Okay, I think I'm done making references to Albino Black Sheep now... Dude. I have the Jesus Action Figure starring in that. X3 Why do I own it? Because I bought it on Ebay. I mean. Not the PARTICULAR one, of course. Just that model of, er, Jesus. I always wanted a Jesus action figure. He's up there with Mr. Satan and the Ninja Turtles. And Iori and Sonic and Knuckles. Erik: When I'm alone, I--- Don't wear any pants.Well actually, he may say that. I mean, he lives all alone under there. I'm sure he wears his undies though.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:03 pm
xd xd You rock, Utakan. whee heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:08 pm
Ukatan...I think I love you. blaugh
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