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 Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:14 am
During this year's band camp, most of the trumpets at one point before lunch ended up saying "Mine!" like the seagulls from Finding Nemo. Not sure who started it... When we all almost calmed down from it, one of my friends who's a sophomore randomly said "It's a flock of trumpets!" and then several people started up again xD
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:00 pm
1: TAKE IT BACK!! a trumpet once siad when we messedup and we all laughed how he said it.
2."the "Dumb Majors((Drum Majors)) " or the "dummers,((percussion)) " our Band directers he calls them when they don't listen or do something stupid.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:29 pm
"but i've got a strap on!!"
if you weren't part of the conversation, and you heard that
it sounded really awkward
now us neckstrap users find it completely necessary to make strap-on jokes all the time
rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:19 pm
1. "Hey, what time is it TJ?"
"Oh, it's half past the mushroom!"
"What's under the clock Matt?"
"You don't wanna know"
If you weren't there most people wouldn't get that except for the upperclassmen. One more is:
"Oh don't worry, they have a blue surface! It's all good!"
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Hilarious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:00 pm
This is from the rules of the band bus...
"Not only jokes about how (previous band member's name here)'s father left him allowed, they are encouraged."
And on an unrelated note, twelve is the color guard's favorite number. It has nothing to do with the number of members. We just like count twelve.
And apparently it takes a lot of online research to find a site to buy a bullwhip...
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:37 pm
"Hey Kool-Aid" Our drummer major yells and we answer with "Ooooh Yeeeah!"
"Can we do it?!" Yells our director "Yes we can!" like Bob the Builder.
"I need help with my straight jacket!" our new uniforms require someone else to zip you up in the back like a straight jacket
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:32 pm
HAHA oh wow we have quite a few of these
"GET SOME"
"We have more positions than football players *wink*"
"Least coordinated person the world has ever laid eyes on"
"Field Mines"
"The horrid bathroom experience"
"LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OH LOLLI LOLLI LOLLI"
"eric stop riding up on matt..."
"come on alyssa!"
"BAAAAND"
"muah PSHEWW"
"scaffoldinggg"
haha we have so many more...wow i love band.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:02 pm
The Vaccuum Effect...it means we suck
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:18 pm
i have alot
1. pansies
2. no one wants to be adesh
3. ding-bat
4. paint it tuba
5. give Mr. Maloon( band director) a firefighter hat
theres more but i can't think of them
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:02 pm
" Shark Bait!!!" "OHAHAHAH!" Our drum line with one of our Alto Saxes.
" DON'TTOUCHMYSTICKS!!!!" I generally yell that when someone is after my batons or my flag.
" Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.." Our trumpets like to sing.
Our band mascot is a wig with a pair of sunglasses. We hung him between the ceiling tiles and it looked like a dead body was stuck up in the ceiling.
Coming back from a long trip at night, band director comes over the intercom on the bus, " God...? That you...?"
" NO BAND BABIES! "
Hippie huddles, and Pizza box houses.
A bunch of us running down the hallway screaming the Mission Impossible theme while trying to take a clarinet player hostage.
Squirrel mode.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:48 pm
Russian Percussian- the perc sections nickname
we one saran wrapped the whole band room,old tradition
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:51 pm
Every time when we suck at one song, our band director tells us that "If you can't play your music, or telling me *HOW DAT GO?!*, I could send you down to the Kazoo section".
Kazoo section does not exist in our band.
;p
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:53 pm
Step Turn Together....
Mwahahahahaaaaa >=D
OH! And The Band B!tches.
Also, Nicknames.
Like, Mine Is Fat Pat Getty Lee.
((I Look Like My Older Brother, I Am Extremely Thin, And I Needed A Last Name. xD))
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:57 pm
1.
"NANNER!!! GET DERE!!!!!!!"
2.
Person: "Cool beans!"
Group: "Dirty dirty rice!"
Person: "How dirty?!"
Group: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy"
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:39 pm
So this one guy from our band, Chad, came to school with a haircut. This was just before Zero Hour Jazz band. So Evan was like "What did you get high and cut your hair?" then Chad said sarcastically "Yeah, Evan, I smoked pot and cut my hair!" Just as our band director walked by. Then as a joke when the jazz band gathered our band director leaned forward and whispered "Alright it's an announcement. Chad smokes pot." He said that to the normal band too so whenever he gets a haircut (or does something stupid) we say "Don't cut your hair!" or "Did you smoke pot agaaaaaaain~?"
Last year our director deemed that everything was Chad's fault because he was gone one day.
After we had finished marching our show through for the first time our band director was giving us a speech. "Is it dirty? Yes, but now we'll work on cleaning that up."
Then our French Horn player calls "BUT WE LIKE IT DIRTY!"
The band giggled and watched as the band director tried to not burst out laughing.
There are so many more but I honestly can't seem to remember *sigh*
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