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Kalyani Srijoi

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:35 am


ShadowSharrow
hot off the presses

Kalyani Srijoi
bluewolfcub
Kireii_Naomi

And for something on a lighter note that has nothing to do with religion, ShadowSharrow and Cuchullain, you both seem to be from Ireland (which I've fallen in love with, or at least the Ireland I imagine) and you both seem to fit my descriptions of the stubborn, tempermental Irish. This is a compliment, btw. I love it and hope I can sneak it into my novel somewhere. (If I pissed you guys off with the comment let me know and I'll remove it. There's just nothing more unique to me than the Irish temperment. ^^)

stare
Please don't stereotype us. It's extremely irritating.


*giggles* Oh, you crazy Irish. Always getting irritated about something.


LOLSARCASM
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:52 am


ILuvEire
"Can I drink from your Chalice?"
-OR-

"I was Crowley in my past life!"
-OR-

"Oh dont worry its ok, right here is Silver's book..."
-OR-

"THE XTIANS ARE PERSECUTING ME!!"

The worst thing is...I have heard all of these... crying
-ILuvEire-


I'm a tad bit obsessive about my stuff. If anyone asked to drink from my chalice, I'd probably end up choking him to death. It probably stems from all those germ scare stories my teachers told me in kindergarten. rofl

Boadicia


TheDisreputableDog

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:18 am


Boadicia
I'm a tad bit obsessive about my stuff. If anyone asked to drink from my chalice, I'd probably end up choking him to death. It probably stems from all those germ scare stories my teachers told me in kindergarten. rofl
I thought it was supposed to be, like, a pick-up line.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:38 pm


TheDisreputableDog
Boadicia
I'm a tad bit obsessive about my stuff. If anyone asked to drink from my chalice, I'd probably end up choking him to death. It probably stems from all those germ scare stories my teachers told me in kindergarten. rofl
I thought it was supposed to be, like, a pick-up line.


It kind of was...lol but either way it was still funny!

ILuvEire


Kalyani Srijoi

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:23 pm


"I think it's kind of sad that they took the Druid's holiday for driving out the snakes and named it after St. Patrick. That's so typical - the Church taking credit for all the things the ancient Wiccans did."

eek This one nearly killed me. From school, not the forum.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:32 pm


"My tradition is very powerful...with anchient powers that are very similiar to the ones in -insert movie title-"

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:32 pm


little back story. a dude joins our place of employment. we are talking and get on the subject of witchcraft.
me: oh yes there are a few witches here.
him: i know i felt the power when i walked in.
me: .... okay then
then he goes on talking about some witch war and how we have to pick sides.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:32 am


Kalyani Srijoi
"I think it's kind of sad that they took the Druid's holiday for driving out the snakes and named it after St. Patrick. That's so typical - the Church taking credit for all the things the ancient Wiccans did."

eek This one nearly killed me. From school, not the forum.

Cursh kill destroy for me, will ya?

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Greeneyed_falcon

PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:00 am


"My family have been Wiccan for hundreds of years. I'm not sure what clan we are, but its definitely not Woodbane!! lol"

That particular fluffy had read 15 book on "Wicca". Pity they were fiction...
When I argued they directed me to do better research.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:03 am


Jaithien
little back story. a dude joins our place of employment. we are talking and get on the subject of witchcraft.
me: oh yes there are a few witches here.
him: i know i felt the power when i walked in.
me: .... okay then
then he goes on talking about some witch war and how we have to pick sides.

Can I be on the side that eats gormet food and sits around playing games?

Deoridhe
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jaden kendam

PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:02 am


Deoridhe
Jaithien
little back story. a dude joins our place of employment. we are talking and get on the subject of witchcraft.
me: oh yes there are a few witches here.
him: i know i felt the power when i walked in.
me: .... okay then
then he goes on talking about some witch war and how we have to pick sides.

Can I be on the side that eats gormet food and sits around playing games?


I want to be on the side with the guns. Sure, a curse can last a while, if it works, but a bullet to the brain is quicker.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:42 am


ack witchwars I have no time for them.

Beat defense is to use the following charm.

Spread open both your hands wide and placing your thumbs against your temples
waggle your hands back and forth while chanting the charm.

"I'm rubber, you're glue, bounces of me and sticks to you"

For as long as you can manage until you fall about the place laughing.

In other new I have hit a bump in my relationship, to the extend I am not sure I want to see this person this evening.
I know Is hould go and see if things work themselves out or if we have our first serious row. If I don't go I know that it will be the start of me with drawning emotionally.

It could be the fact that we are 3 weeks off a year together, could be.

ShadowSharrow


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:52 pm


Deoridhe
Jaithien
little back story. a dude joins our place of employment. we are talking and get on the subject of witchcraft.
me: oh yes there are a few witches here.
him: i know i felt the power when i walked in.
me: .... okay then
then he goes on talking about some witch war and how we have to pick sides.

Can I be on the side that eats gormet food and sits around playing games?
who's gonna sop us? ^.^
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:11 am


Jaithien
Deoridhe
Jaithien
little back story. a dude joins our place of employment. we are talking and get on the subject of witchcraft.
me: oh yes there are a few witches here.
him: i know i felt the power when i walked in.
me: .... okay then
then he goes on talking about some witch war and how we have to pick sides.

Can I be on the side that eats gormet food and sits around playing games?
who's gonna sop us? ^.^


I just remembered that I am not a witch, so could I just stick with beating all of the fluffy bunnies for religious rape?

jaden kendam


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:32 am


jaden kendam
Jaithien
Deoridhe
Jaithien
little back story. a dude joins our place of employment. we are talking and get on the subject of witchcraft.
me: oh yes there are a few witches here.
him: i know i felt the power when i walked in.
me: .... okay then
then he goes on talking about some witch war and how we have to pick sides.

Can I be on the side that eats gormet food and sits around playing games?
who's gonna sop us? ^.^


I just remembered that I am not a witch, so could I just stick with beating all of the fluffy bunnies for religious rape?
gotta stick with what you're good at.
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