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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:29 am
Granted, but you no longer find them attractive.
Ok, I'm giving up the Shakesphere thing. Most likely we'll get Romeo and julient anyways.
I wish I had a...ah screw it, a balloon. I honestly don't care if it pops, is covered with a disease and/or kills someone or causes the fall of a civilization.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:40 am
russiangal367 Granted, but you no longer find them attractive. Ok, I'm giving up the Shakesphere thing. Most likely we'll get Romeo and julient anyways. I wish I had a...ah screw it, a balloon. I honestly don't care if it pops, is covered with a disease and/or kills someone or causes the fall of a civilization. Granted. The balloon is posessed by an angry demon and strangles you with it's string. I wish american girls wouldn't be so ******** freaked out by a schoolmate who just happened to find them on MySpace... and told them he had a crush on them back then. Key words: BACK THEN!
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:47 am
Granted, but the U.S. is invaded by Canada, and Canadian girls are so ******** freaked out by a schoolmate who just happened to find them on MySpace... and told them he had a crush on them back then.
I wish I had another day off.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:54 am
Granted. But the boss doesn't remember giving you ANY day off and decides to fire your "lazy" a**.
I wish math was fun.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:52 pm
Granted, but no everything in life sucks.
I wish I had a broken watch.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:50 pm
Granted, it's made out plastic and unfixable. Plus it has anthrax on it. xd
I wish my friend would hurry up and come over...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:59 pm
Granted! They hurry so fast that they end up breaking something important and they hobble in on their two broken legs and you have to take them to hospital instead of hanging out.
I wish I knew what to cook for dinner.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:20 pm
Granted, but you burn it.
I wish I knew what it was like to think like a fundamentalist...It's crazy...
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:44 pm
Granted, now you know what its like to think like them and the information is so disturbing/insane that you become a loony bin.
I wish a had a broken watch that wasn't fixable without and viruses on it and/or being possesed by something/one.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:48 pm
Dah-mit! I'm hungray! Why'd I have to burn dinner? *weeps in a corner*
Granted. But since I have no idea what you just asked for, you get your old watch back anyway.
I wish I could read peoples minds.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:50 pm
Granted but you read someone's mind and find out something you don't want to and go insane.
I wish I lost my watch and never found it again (I seriously hate my current watch.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:56 pm
russiangal367 Granted but you read someone's mind and find out something you don't want to and go insane. I wish I lost my watch and never found it again (I seriously hate my current watch.) Granted. You discover that there was a 1-in-a-million misprint on the lettering, making it worth hundreds of thousands to collectors shortly after you lose it. You weep. I wish this girl understood how badly lol'ing at a "Straight Pride" banner pisses me off.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:58 pm
Granted. But she in turn inflicts that anger on you with her gay pride flag.
I wish my parents were nicer.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:05 pm
Granted. They are a tiny bit nicer to you than before.
I wish my perfectly ordinary, crappy watch gets lost and I never find it again or discover the fact that it has some weird detail worth a lot of something.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:09 pm
Granted. The next day, you find your best friend wearing the same exact watch. And thus, the cycle continues.
I wish I wasn't sick. Again. ><*
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