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 Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:42 pm
Yes. Everyone is a racist.
How long will my timer go?
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:49 pm
Until it's 2012.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 3:04 am
because I like to rest my drink on both
why do people always ask "why is the sky blue" ?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 3:23 am
because they're stupid enough to think its profound
what does the world want that it keeps invading my private time?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:33 am
it is sucking up the spare time for resale on the aftermarket.
(read Ende's "Momo"!)
why has nobody read my favorite books?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:18 pm
Because your favorite books don't exist.
What is the Hokey Pokey really all about?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:19 pm
The choir of fallen angels.
Why does cyanide taste like almonds?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 3:34 pm
Because that's what it's made of!
How do I know this?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:24 pm
Because...the witch is dead!
Did a house fall on the witch?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:42 pm
No; a trumpet did.
Would pasta still be pasta if it wasn't from Italy?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:46 pm
no
why is it called big red? why not little red?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:48 pm
Whoever made it watched Clifford as a kid.
Why do condoms come in different colors?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Because green penises are sexy.
Should I ask my doctor about viagra?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:56 pm
Only if you have clevage.
Speaking of clevage, why is Alisha's so darn magical?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:36 pm
Because she's a magician.
Why are we speaking English?
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