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 Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:00 am
Suddenly, Yondaime poofed into existence before their very eyes. "But we do expect you to sing," he said.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:55 am
Gai's sobs reached the roof. His nose was runny.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:43 am
The snot flodded Konoha, forcing the residenes to higher ground.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:24 pm
And then Yondaime sacrificed himself to rid the world of Gai!snot.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:32 am
And so the world wept for beloved Yondaime.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:22 pm
...yet again.
Way over in the Sand Village, Gaara was playing shogi with Shikamaru, who had recently recovered from being punched, kicked, spat on, and numerous other things. Gaara was losing badly and trying to cheat using his sand, but Shikamaru never blinked once. Gaara was scared, because if he lost the match he'd have to do what he was dared to to.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:46 pm
Which was to ask Naruto out to a movie. As more than friends.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:06 pm
Gaara tried to stand, reluctantly admitting his defeat, ready to put on an angry face to Naruto at the movies, but Shikamaru grabbed his sleeve tightly. He growled a little and that was all he had to say for Gaara to sit back down. Gaara couldn't believe it; threatened by this... kid... He plotted Shikamaru a nice, bloody, violent demise. heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:27 pm
Unfortunately for Shikamaru, Gaara liked making his dreams sweet reality.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:58 am
The plot involved roasting Shikamaru's liver,
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:00 am
and feeding it to him. Gaara's grin of anticipation drilled a hole in Shikamaru's forehead. He did not blink. His malicious grin grew ear to ear. Shikamaru glanced up at him and suddenly felt awkward.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:29 am
But that awkwardness then subsided and Shikamaru let out a "Checkmate or whatever you say in shogi" and it was apparent that Shika won.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:25 pm
His victory was short lived, however, when he found his lungs to be filled with sand.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:25 am
His air cut off, Shikamaru was desperate. He tried to use shadow possession, but...
((Getting rather gory, aren't we? Hee hee!))
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:51 am
The modelling company came and put really bright lights directly over him. Aoba, the director, stood around in his fancy pants DEMANDING coffee, while
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