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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:09 pm
Granted. You sell your christmas stuff....but the people who got them for you form a lynch mob and attack you in your sleep.
I wish i had a plushie crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:43 pm
You get a plushie of something obscene and your parents take one look at it and throw it out the window and say you're going to have to pay for the broken glass.
I wish I could spend more time with certain people in person and less from far away.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:29 pm
Granted...but you are eaten by a wild bore randomly so you can no longer meet these people.
I wish aliens would invade earth, so we had something to legally kill to release anger.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:44 pm
Aliens do invade Earth but die instantly because they're not used to all the air contents and diseases.
I wish I were paid a good amount for doing what I like to do.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:49 pm
Granted, but you boss conciders a 'good amount' to be minimum wage.
I wish for my graduation trip to Japan to work out perfectly.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:19 pm
Granted, but on your return you are mobbed, raped and brutally murdered.
I wish for food...
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:36 pm
You get food. It's rotten.
I wish I didn't have to pollwhore.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:17 pm
You cease to poll whore, resulting in your avatar doomed to stay as it is!
hey, poll whoring is the way to get by these days...
I wish i didnt have frequent migraines...
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:35 am
Granted, you have frequent muscle spasms instead, resulting in you stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil accidentally.
(Haha, take that b***h)
I wish my erasor wouldn't run out.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:15 am
darkfire_of_destruction Granted, you have frequent muscle spasms instead, resulting in you stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil accidentally. (Haha, take that b***h) I wish my erasor wouldn't run out. Granted. But it walked out. I wish I was feeling more inside than complete hatred, so I could write something more meaningful than suicide songs.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:03 am
^granted. Except you now have not hatred towards anyone and write pop songs for Britney Spears and make her millions(<---trailer trash)!
I wish I could find a new manga story to draw.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:03 am
granted, but it's an american drawn manga
I wish I was a glow worm
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:13 am
Granted but you're glow attracts a hundred male glow worms who ravage you to death.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:21 am
Granted, but you wished for an uncorruptable wish, wasting your wish, therefore you have no wish left.
I wish for another eye test! sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:29 am
Granted, but instead of making you read letters, they make you read *perverted* words...in front of your parents.
I wish I could fall in love...
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