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 Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:06 pm
"Hot flashes are when your boobs are on fire." -Ninjara's nephew Rowdy, age 7.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:01 am
Fisshu "Hot flashes are when your boobs are on fire." -Ninjara's nephew Rowdy, age 7. That boy spends to much time around women...like his grandma sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:09 am
"I'm waiting for Mr. Right. You're more like Mr. I'd rather be a Lesbain." -A comic I get in a e-mail sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:04 pm
RevanStar "I'm waiting for Mr. Right. You're more like Mr. I'd rather be a Lesbain." -A comic I get in a e-mail sweatdrop sounds a lot like my last relationship...
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:06 pm
a conversation between Fisshu and I:
"Hold on Bear, I need to put a shirt on, it's cold."
"Aww... What if I want you to have perky nipples?"
"Actually, I think my perky nipples have gone into hiding because it's cold."
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:59 pm
"When Jesus said 'Suffer the little children. Come unto me.' I don't think that's what he meant." - George Carlin on Catholic Priests.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:48 pm
(this was a phone conversation between me and Fisshu while she was driving on the freeway)
Fisshu: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Me: Uh, I don't know...
Fisshu: *randomly reads off road signs* Stop when red? Oh wait, we already tried that and you told me to keep going.
(it's a sexual referrence for those who may be clueless)
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:53 pm
Fisshu RevanStar "I like to stroke my tally-whacker, its long hard" -Sarah, talking about a pool cue stick Bwa ha! Fear the Tally-whacker! For it puts tallys in holes! xd Have you ever noticed how pool is the reverse of sex? The balls go in the hole and the stick doesn't. o_O you got that from me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:09 am
The only bright side to my phone being broken, is every time I put the battery in, it becomes a low powered vibrater - RevanStar
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:20 pm
"You're mad..."
"Thank goodness for that, cause if I wasn't this'd probably never work."
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:46 am
Joanne Brigden Men often say, "Women! Who could ever understand them?" Don't ask a lesbian for the answer. All you'll get is a sympathetic nod. John Stewart Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M-16's going, "Who'd you call a f*****t?" Lynne Lavner The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and three-hundred and sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean that God loves heterosexuals any less, it's just that they need more supervision.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:34 am
okay i have a few.
computer make very fast very accuarate mistakes.
black holes are where god divided by zero
practice makes perfect but nobodies perfect so why pratice<~Mine
If being gay is a disease we should all cal into work gay. "nope can't come in today still gay"
I have more but can't think of them right now. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:54 am
Here's on eby George Carlin.
"You know there are 500,000 words in the english language and there are 7 that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is
499,993 to seven . They must really be bad, they must be outragous to be seperated from a group that large.
all of you over here, you seven, bad words. They what the told us they were. "That's a bad word. wha..." You know the seven don't you
words s**t,piss, ********, c**t, cocksucker, ********, and tit Those arfe the seven the one's that will curve your spine, grow hair on your knuckles
and keep the country from winning the war. s**t piss ******** c**t cocksucker ******** and tits and tits doesn't even belong on the list."
You go dude.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:12 pm
Invasion of the body snachers: to live in a world where events caused by people did not result in new atrosities. is to live in a world where humans seace to be humans.
Ok maybe its not the exact quote but it has the general idea. if there was a world where humans didnt have chaos around them no matter how small would be a world where we are no longer human.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:09 pm
Favorite quotes:
Okay, so story time to my first favorite quote.
My friend was hanging out with someone's little boy, and he said that he wants to be monogamous (at age 7 he didn't know what that word meant,) and then shortly after he said that he had 5 girlfriends, so this is where my favorite quote begins:
My friend: That's an oxymoron.
Little kid: You're a moron!
Favorite quote #2:
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the moon.
Favorite quote #3:
Humans fear time, but time fears the ages.
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