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Princess Volupine Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:36 pm
 lol I loved that!
at the time, I was mortified and i wanted to die
but now it's so funny!!!!
Intellectual fail.
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:39 pm
( awdarn. That was suppose to make it sound like I was the hot guy, but it came out too vague. D; )
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:17 am
XDD!
Oh yeahs, I remember something kind of like that.
This lady Teressa cuts my hair each year before I go back to college, and I was getting her to cut it again, so I asked for her number after church, but I was holding a folder, a Bible cover, etc.
Meanwhile, for some reason, they posted my grades in the local newspaper because I made a 4.0.
So it was like:
Me: Hay, Teressa, I need your number to call for an appointment.
Teressa: Okay, do you have something to write it down with?
Me: I have sharpies in my Bible cover! *opens cover and awckwardly balances open Bible and paperwork in one arm while attempting to write on my hand with a yellow sharpie*
Teressa: It's 337-
Me: Twee twee sevin *attempts writing numbers on hand with marker in mouth while drooling perfusely* No, I can't read that. I'll try the other hand.
Teressa: You made a 4.0 in college?
Me: Yeah, but nothing was this hard.
I suppose it's prolly only funny if you were there. >.>
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:24 pm
Like.
Writing with your mouth?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:48 am
Yes, hold the sharpie in your mouth.
Doing so, it probably isn't physically possible to write anything legible.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:15 pm
You'd prolly be more successful if you held the sharpie still and moved your hand.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:44 am
Indeed, that's the point.
I could have held the stuff in one hand, and used the sharpie in the other.
That's why I seem so retarded. =D
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:05 pm
 Princess got flamed for using the 'r word' one time
it was ******** hilarious.
Tards, mann.
xp
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Princess Volupine Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:35 am
You mean the word "retarded?"
What's wrong with it?
All it means is slow.
Used in a sentence: The American government retards progress.
XDD!
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:40 pm
Yes, and a f*****t is a bundle of sticks used as fuel for a fire.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:00 am
Indeed, indeed!
Used in a sentence: Burn the f*****t!
XDD!
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:19 pm
Only Christ I Follow Indeed, indeed! Used in a sentence: Burn the f*****t! XDD! º-º
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:17 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:10 pm
Only Christ I Follow Indeed, that's the point. I could have held the stuff in one hand, and used the sharpie in the other. That's why I seem so retarded. =D lulz, you think YOU are retarded? You obviously haven't met me. xd
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