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 Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:10 pm
Nekojiri ((Sounds good, I should get going, too. And if you have trouble understanding, just say so and I'll make it not-so-complicated. It's been a LONG time since I've done this. X.x))
-=Neko shifted his weight in the direction of Kaimen's kick as he prepared to take the full force, but redirect most of it. Neko's left side was facing Kaimen, but his right leg was forward, his left tucked back to keep his feet planted as he spun with the momentum.
Backing up his strikes with chakra also, He swiftly moved his lrft hand in an open palm down on top of Kaimen's left leg, so it slid along the underside of his arm, and hit his ribcage in a downwards motion.
His right hand shot forward with another open palm hitting the inside of Kaimen's right knee, then quickly giving way to an elbow strike to his face, which, if it connected, would be followed through to plant his back against Neko's leg as he knelt, moving using the force and direction of Kaimen's strikes=- ((I understood it))
Taking the first 3 hits, not being able to do much about them in his mid-air rotating, Kaimens flight path was set a bit off course. The hits to his thigh and ribs, were substantial enough for him to realize another hit could mean more than it needed too, in terms of damage, with the hit to the right knee Kaimen bent forward, sticking his hand against, Neko's elbow allowing him to push himself off into the air. With that, he twisted, awkwardly, throwing three Kunai, one attached to a thin wire, to Neko's left, right, and center. Meaning one to his left side, one to the right, and one at his backside. The one aiming at his backside had the wire attached.
Landing with a thud, Kaimen knelt down, before standing feebly.
"Shake it off man." He said to himself.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:23 pm
Noticing the 'pointer' in Mya, Tutsumi quickly switched her over to his left arm as he clentched his right fist. The heat was at a full boil now over his skin as he dashed to quite honestly punch the s**t out of Ally, the trail of steam would come as a backlash after the punch.
"Next time, control where the rain is coming from and around which area."
She wasn't his family, and he wasn't technically a ranked nin here anymore, but it still pissed him off.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:40 pm
((Before anyone joins this fight or continues, I want to bring this to your attention: Jhiaxus This is Kyoromi, used to be a "sensei" here, blah blah.
I'd like to introduce everyone here to a set of rules the best of the best roleplayers follow.
I just thought you'd all like to evolve like the rest of us.
Skip down to the section labeled Anti-Munchers Project.Normal Set of Rules 1: No breaking the AMP.
2: Romance is allowed, keep it PG-13.
3: Swearing is allowe,d but keep that IC.
4: Be polite to others, and keep a level head while OOC.
5: Those attacking our guild, must follow these and the AMP rules.
6: Try to have fun.
7: WHILE IN RP THREADS, DISABLE SIGNATURE. AMP What AMP is all about The Anti Munch Project is all about role-play awareness. With the onset of poorly skilled role-players growing larger all the time, we need this thread to show them where they are going wrong. AMP lists first the types of role-player, and then the various types of Muncher/Godmoder/Godmodder. Types of Role Players Oldbies: Are veterans of role-playing. They generally know best after years of experience.
Elites: Elites are on their way to becoming Oldbies, but are still changed Literates. Elites can be recognised by their "Elites only" policy, with no leeway whatsoever. They are generally quite cocky, think they are better, and insist on using reams and reams of detail. This can be particularly true for magic users, who are convinced that their descriptions of the traits and limits of magic are unquestionable. (Not all Literates become Elites before they move on to Oldbies. Don't worry.)
Literates: A growing minority, literate role-players are just that. They use correct punctuation and grammar, and role-play fairly. Literates often refer to, and follow, the AMP (Anti-Munch Project).
ne0 n00b: ne0s (never use a capital 'n' for them!) at first appear to be Literates. This falsehood becomes apparent after a few posts however, as they tend to break the AMP a lot, and are actually just n00bs who can spell.
n00b: (Don't use a capital 'n' for these either!) n00bs are the worst role-player available. A sad and terribly derogatory approach to take, but the simple fact of the matter is that they just cannot and will not role-play fairly, even when outnumbered, outgunned, and obviously dead in character. They will often resort to flaming, leading to eventual bans, new accounts, and new bans.
Newbie: A Newbie can at first seem to be an n00b, they can though, learn to correctly role-play fairly and adequately. Newbies are to be encouraged and treated well, and will often grow into skilled Literates. Anti-Munchers Project  Aimbotters
An aimbotter is a role player who has ridiculously unrealistic accuracy and unsurprisingly never misses (or almost never.) This is not only limited to firearms but also to any projectile such as mystically throwing a shard of metal into someones ear lobe from a few hundred metres off.
Billy: My two pet humming birds fly around me.
Ben: From a hundred metres away I shoot behind my back with a 9mm pistol and one of the hummingbirds heads fly off, I then spin around a peg my gun directly into the other bird.
Godmoders
The most annoying role playing crime, the player who thinks he is a God, he either never takes a hit, or when he does takes zero damage. They also tend to incoparate many other AMP violating things, which is just modey.
Billy: I slash at your neck with my battle axe.
Ben: The axe breaks in half on my seemingly normal neck. And I do not receive a scratch.
IDKFA-ers
IDKFA- ers are basically spys, with totally unrealistic gadgets or items on their body or person, which are also unrelated to the character, such as a laser pen on Solid Snake. Or James Bond and a condom.
Billy: I raise a gun to your forehead.
Ben: I tap my watch and it turns into a magnet which pulls your gun right out of your hand before a laser cannon emerges from my sunglasses along with two tactical nukes.
Twinks
Sometimes allowed in certain RPs. If the RP isn't specifically about invincible deities and such, a simple rule is that if the strengths aren't counterbalanced with relatively equivalent weaknesses (or if the reasoning behind the phenomenal cosmic powers isn't eloquently and appropriately explained), you're dealing with a Twink.
Billy: Having knocked you down, I give you my hand to help you to your feet.
Ben: My skin turns you to stone.
Min-Maxers
Basically the same as a twink but tends to incoporate many more powers as opposed to the twinks token super unstoppable power, and also has usually one (sometimes more) token weakness.
Billy: After you beating me to a pulp with your super magic armour I ask you what weakness's it has.
Ben: Uhh, if you hit both armpits at the same time with a wet towel.
Miss Cleos
Using out of character knowledge in a role play, sons of bitches. Theese are especially frowned upon.
Billy: (( My character is secretly a fire mage even though he shows no sign of it in his appearance. ))
Ben: Turns on a high pressured hose. "Die you fire b***h!"
McFlys
Mcfly as in the movie back to the future! That should explain itself XD
Billy: Now that your force field is down I can run inside your base!
Ben: Um.... um.... there is also a super secret second force field that is twice as strong as the last one! I didn't say anthing about it before or even mention anything like it because it was so secret, not because I just made it up!
Hi-Jackers
They interfere with things that only the creator of the thread should be capable of usually to do with the environment, for instance self destructing a base, only the leader should have such permission and codes. Tis a no no.
Billy: "My bar has been sieged by evil ninjas!"
Ben: Presses a self destruct button that I always knew was hidden under the painting of an orange.
Billy: ((There is no self destruct button!!))
Puppetmasters
Dictating what another persons character does or how they react, extremely irritating.
Billy: I walk into the room and sit down at the bar.
Ben: I smash you in the head with a bottle and you run screaming from the room before falling down the stairs and killing yourself.
Daydreamers
Billy: I sit down under a tree.
Ben: I sit next to Billy under a tree. My knee scuffed jeans gently padded down on the lofty grass at the bottom of the old oak tree, whose barks was a very light brown. My beige shirt which had a faint rip at the bottom left corner gently swayed in the breeze of a north easterly wind. This reminded me of how when I we were young boys we used to play together. Oh, those were the days, we never had a care in the world, except for when Bradley got the chicken pox and we thought we would turn into chickens! Oh how red my face was when I realised that we wouldn't after all.
Overly long posts about nothing. That have no reason to be that long.
Prosecutors
Basically the largest idiot in a place, who accuses others of breaking AMP rules when they are. Guilty.
Billy: I slash at you as hard as I can with my sword.
Ben: I catch your sword and snap it in half before punching you in the face causing your nose to bleed.
Billy: ((You can't just catch my sword and make me bleed like that!))
Ben: ((Yes I can! You can't swing a sword without moving foward and everbody knows that I'm uber strong and can snap swords, so you were always going to get punched, and if you think you could have moved that quickly you would be godmodding! n00b!! ))
Shoe elves
A form of puppet mastery that usually involves the lack of another characters role players presence, it is not a very common problem. And usually only a bit of a joke.
Billy: ((I have to go eat dinner. See you guys later!))
Ben: Notcing that Billy stopped moving I walk up to him and shave off both his eyebrows before taking off his clothes and taking numerous photos which I send to playgirl.
Revisionists
Someone who's alters and RP to suit their needs, usually when they don't like the RP itself.
Billy: Considering this is a Medieval RP, I take my time as my illiterate and somewhat retarded peasant, wandering around te town boredly.
Ben: Not particuarly liking the looks of this RP, I decide to spice things up a bit by deploying my Iron Maiden robots, giant metal skull crushing machines of doom, which incinerate all in their path!
Billy: (( This is a MEDIEVAL RP! ))
Ben: (( Not any more b***h. ))
Speedhackers
Someone who does far to much in a single post, most in fight posts should only consist of a couple seconds. Otherwise its almost verging into puppet mastery with the lack of the other characters reaction.
Billy: I shoot at you twice with still six bullets remaining in my gun.
Ben: I jump behind a table to escape your shots, and then I get back up and calmly make a cup of tea before walking up to you and slapping you in the face.
Oxymoron's
A character that is basically the opposite of itself, and therefore extremely unlikely to exist. Such as a pacifist preist warlord. They just don't make sense.
Billy: In this roleplay based in 1840, Texas, I am a cowboy.
Ben: I am a young boy who was trained in Tibet in the ancient art of Kung Jujitsu and also how to shoot every kind of gun there is. And I ride up to you on a motorbike.
Baghdad Bobbits
Puppet masters and aimbotters combine to form an instakill style of role play.
Billy: I look up at the stars.
Ben: I run up to you and grab your hand pulling you over before stabbing you several times in the spine with a large fork.
Hives
So named after such things as the xenomorphs from Aliens, the Klendathu bugs from Star ship Troopers, and the teeming hoards they generally are. These hoards are always fearless, will battle until dead, and quite often have some excessive weapons and/or armour. Basically, it's the guys who have too many NPCs.
Billy: I wait in the meadow for my opponent to arrive.
Ben: I see Billy and then whistle and seven thousand of my super ninja warriors appear from the shadows to kill you.
Gaseous Snakes
A character that apparently was everywhere in the past and did everything possible that could benefit themselves.
Billy: I run through the forest, weaving and cutting through trees.
Ben: You fall down a pit I dug earlier knowing exactly where you would run.
Zoicite
The people who alter their character as needed for the situation.
Billy: After revealing your true vampire form I stab at your heart with a wooden stake.
Ben: The stake hits a my chest and splinters because I am also a robot!
NIMBY
The people who quite readily attack others' threads, but then stop all attacks on their own thread.
Billy: "You burnt down my bar now its time for you to pay!"
Ben: My hundred auto turrects activate, as well as a magical pulse that paralyses all living things. As you stand in the middle of a highly dangerous mine field.
or
Ben: -Deletes post-
Trinity
The knowledge downloaders, the omniscience wizards. Those people who never learnt anything but know everything.
Billy: After a life being brought up hunting with my father I can use a knife and shoot quite well.
Ben: Growing up alone I became tough. Now I know twenty martial arts and how to fly a helicopter even though your the first person I've ever met.
Quakers
Remember the gun room from the Matrix, its like that. But in someones pocket.
Billy: At the sight of the full moon I turn into a werewolf and charge at you howling for blood.
Ben: Even though I was swimming and in just a towel, I pull a gun loaded with a silver bullet out from undre my towel and shoot at your chest.
Ghosts
Those characters which mysteriously appear in different areas with no explanation due to poor writing.
Billy: Sitting on the roof as everyone else sits inside I sigh thinking about my dead father.
Ben: I hear Billy sigh and ask him if he is alright and pat him on the back.
Billy: ((Dude you were just inside. A whole storey was blocking us. ))
Auto-Hitters
Aimbotter and puppet master mixed to make a person who tells you how he hit you and how his hit connected, it is sometimes allowed.
Billy: I take a swing at you with a bat.
Ben: I grab the bat from your hands, spin around and smash your knee caps backwards.They who worked so hard! Original Creator Of The Anti-Munch Project:Tanasha and other Unknown as of yet.
People Who Added Definitions To The Anti-Munch Project:
oxymoron_02: Boa Constrictors, Hives. Also added role-player types.
Asmodeus The Crow: Prosecutors.
kodachi3: Ironclad Sentinels.
The Members Of The Leviathan Stadium: Ghosts.
Lithias. VC~: Auto-Hitters
Compiled By: Vincent. V Ex-~Thanks to all who worked so hard to come up with such a descriptive and amazing set of rules. ))
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:50 am
Tutsumi Hy Noticing the 'pointer' in Mya, Tutsumi quickly switched her over to his left arm as he clentched his right fist. The heat was at a full boil now over his skin as he dashed to quite honestly punch the s**t out of Ally, the trail of steam would come as a backlash after the punch. "Next time, control where the rain is coming from and around which area." She wasn't his family, and he wasn't technically a ranked nin here anymore, but it still pissed him off.
She bit his arm when he went to go punch her and she growled shaking her head no, as if it wasn't worth it. Taking a look at his face she stared at him curiously, not wanting to see him so violent, it kind of frightened her more. She moved her paws to the side of his left arm as if she was going to jump out of them and run.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:39 pm
Kaimen Clough ((I understood it))
Taking the first 3 hits, not being able to do much about them in his mid-air rotating, Kaimens flight path was set a bit off course. The hits to his thigh and ribs, were substantial enough for him to realize another hit could mean more than it needed too, in terms of damage, with the hit to the right knee Kaimen bent forward, sticking his hand against, Neko's elbow allowing him to push himself off into the air. With that, he twisted, awkwardly, throwing three Kunai, one attached to a thin wire, to Neko's left, right, and center. Meaning one to his left side, one to the right, and one at his backside. The one aiming at his backside had the wire attached.
Landing with a thud, Kaimen knelt down, before standing feebly.
"Shake it off man." He said to himself.
-=As Kaimen pushed off of his elbow, and Neko began to kneel, he rolled to the left in an attempt to dodge the kunai. The one aimed for his left side dug into into his right side, right under his ribcage. As Neko came up from the roll, he pulled the kunai out, turned, and threw it at Kaimen's chest with his right hand, numerous ice-needles scattering from his left as he slung it out towards Kaimen. He began to stand, but faltered for a moment as blood started to slowly flow from the wound in his side=-
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:20 pm
"!"
With the Kunai flying towards him Kaimen pulled on the wire, triggering chakra to run along the string and erect spikes of earth to intercept the path of the Kunai and needles. With a wave of his arm the trees behind him began to shoot leaves, hardened by chakra towards Neko and mask Kaimen's body, though he used no jutsu to become "invisible" he was masking his own charka as the myriad of foliage began to swirl and encircle the battle field. There was a brief flash of steel as Kaimen, darted from his leaf camoflaough and cut at Neko's already open wound on his side, attempted ot make the gash much large, increasing the blood loss and making it harder to heal.
If Neko were to anticipate or dodge the attack, Kaimen would simply vanish into the leaves again.
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Ishira Tsubasa Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:36 pm
Ishira jumped from tree to tree. A eerie feeling had entered her gut and she felt she needed to get back to the Dojo quickly. She had only left Myami and Tutsumi alone so that they could get to know each other a bit, which was a good idea she had thought. Ishira wanted to beat herself over the head for falling asleep for so long....
When she was close enough to the dojo she tried seeing if she could now sense Myami or Tut... It didnt work, and was the only thing that still affected her since the last fight... It was annoying, making her go nuts since it would probably be useful very soon.
"Tutsumi!! Myami!!!" Ishira yelled out as she got to the edge of the forest. If anything it would bring some one out...
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:42 pm
"And there's Ishira...I knew she had to be in the forest."
With a smile, he turned from Ally and headed back towards the forest's edge. He was closely holding onto Mya however, and ignoring her bite for now; she'd have to learn not to do that anymore. He wasn't angry at anything however, and that was good. Neko was back and taking on the enemy, he shouldn't have anything to do with this, not unless someone did something stupid at least.
As he walked up to Ishira, he smiled and kissed her softly as he passed on the cub, hoping she'd cling to Ishira instead of him for now.
"Glad you're not in there."
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Ishira Tsubasa Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:57 pm
"What the hells happening?" Ishira said, returning the kiss before taking Myami from him. She cuddled Myamis cub form, wishing she hadnt left the girl. It would be a bit surprising if the girl trusted her after this, judging from Tutsumis reaction and the fact Myami was letting him hold her. She scratched behind Myamis ear, trying to comfort her. Ishira shook her head lightly and looked at the Dojo, sighing. Too many crazy things were happening.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:02 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:08 am
((Sorry about that, I haven't been home all week))
-=Neko's shape flickered as he darted out of Kaimen's path, using chakra to slide along the ground and appear about twenty feet away. His right hand made a few simple handseals as he seemed to be charging an attack in his left hand. After a second, he slung his left hand towards the cloud of leaves... and nothing happened. There was no attack, just the bit of wind caused by his movement. He jumped back, into the air and pointed a finger at the spot he was just at.
A small bolt of rai shot from his finger to the ground, and caught the air on fire. From where he was, to the cloud of leaves, there was a pocket of highly oxygenated air, and it caught in a small explosion, aiming to set the leaves Kaimen was using on fire=-
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:27 pm
Closing her eyes for a few moments, she stood on the branch, intently watching the battle before her. Half of her wanted to just attack them both, the other was being logical and staying where she was. Taking a step off the branch she landed on the ground in silence. She felt a weird rush of pain and lust for others blood fill her for the first time in an extremly long time. She winced, taking a step back and sitting down against the tree, avoiding the others...In a few minutes, she stood up again and blinked, one eye changed in that blink to a blood red and her hair seemed to be almost on fire. The energy she gave off radiated from her body to everywhere around her, and fire was burning in her eyes, her temperature rising and the black wings becoming shadowlike, but still remaining in a semi visable form.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:42 pm
Nekojiri ((Sorry about that, I haven't been home all week))
-=Neko's shape flickered as he darted out of Kaimen's path, using chakra to slide along the ground and appear about twenty feet away. His right hand made a few simple handseals as he seemed to be charging an attack in his left hand. After a second, he slung his left hand towards the cloud of leaves... and nothing happened. There was no attack, just the bit of wind caused by his movement. He jumped back, into the air and pointed a finger at the spot he was just at.
A small bolt of rai shot from his finger to the ground, and caught the air on fire. From where he was, to the cloud of leaves, there was a pocket of highly oxygenated air, and it caught in a small explosion, aiming to set the leaves Kaimen was using on fire=- ((kay)) Kaimen responded a Fuuma Shuriken thrown in Neko's Direction. The trick about it however, there was a second Shuriken Following it, a "Shadow Shuriken Technique." For all Neko could know however, Kaimen was still in the dying blaze.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:51 pm
Taking a step foward her lust for their blood became greater, and her eyes began letting off a dark glow. Her hands seemed to become shadows that dripped to the floor like droplets of water. She was walking straight to the battle area, but the little girl who was moments ago minding her own business and having fun, now gave off the radiating killing intent of a starving and dying animal. Everything about her posture, her look, her emotions was wrong, off, not human. As she moved towards the battle area, she quickened her pace. She had one goal, get rid of them, and get the blood. The second she was in perfect range to hit anything around very well, flames that flickered with specks of shadows, or seemingly darkness shot out from her body with a large radius from her body in a circular form, leaving no space for it to be ignored very easily.
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