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 Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:17 pm
POPs out your mom Yelling "you spent how much on 1-900 numbers and Porn Chanels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
inserts my heart
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:41 pm
out comes your liver!... now all we need is fava beans and then it will be Hannibal Lecter's favorite meal... rofl
inserts a chewed piece of gum
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:44 pm
*comes out a...gumball machine!*
*inserts chocolate chip cookies*
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:41 pm
out comes sushi
- inserts love not -
[ ninja ]
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:08 pm
*Out pops a love note from shaannon gore* How sweet!
@Clawzz: I wouldn't have had those bills if YOU didn't do all of those, you sick b*****d.
*Inserts a thank you note...
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:19 am
*out comes a bouquet of flowers*
Uhm, what?
It isn't my birthday or anything....
...Oh. redface
*insert mini egg roll*
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:22 am
*Out pops kung-Pow Chicken* Mmmmm! xp
*Inserts Die Hard movies...
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:36 am
out pops award for greatest sequals ever made
@Alaric_Voranth, well if you hadn't invited me over to watch all that stuff, you wouldn't have had such a large bill
insert half payment of Alaric_Voranth dirty porn bills.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:05 pm
out comes subscriptions to monthly PLAYBOY magazines .... I didn't order this ... eek
*inserts the playboys mags back in the machine*
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:43 pm
*Out pops a subscription to VOUGE* scream What the hell?! Where are my PLAYBOY Mags I ordered?! eek I... I-I-I mean... I don't need these smut mags!
*Inserts Mags...
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:24 pm
Alaric_Voranth *Out pops a subscription to VOUGE* scream What the hell?! Where are my PLAYBOY Mags I ordered?! eek I... I-I-I mean... I don't need these smut mags! *Inserts Mags... *out comes the playboy mags again* GAH! scream whats with this machine! *puts the mags in the handy dandy shredder and inserts my skull boots*
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:19 am
Pops outs skelton of two dead rats
*looks around "huh i was expecting Alaric Voranth's PLAY BOYS."*
inserts 1 of the dead rat skeleton
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:24 pm
you get a live rat.
*inserts a pair of shades*
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:22 pm
* gets a pair of reading glasses*
*puts in the book twilight*
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:42 am
*out comes out a Harry Potter book*
*inserts a bowl of soup*
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