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 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:52 pm
Erik: Ya know, Christine, you could really do with some liposuction.
Raoul: Christine, how do you think I'd look if I had a nose job?
Raoul: I think I'll go join the Backstreet Boys. I'll show THEM talent!
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:21 am
Title: The Phantom of the Menace
(One night, in the Phantom's spoooooky lair)
Christine:You know what, Erik? I've always wondered how you get that mask to stick.
Erik: That's none of your concern.
Christine: Aww, c'mon! Just a hint?
Erik: No, I-
(Suddenly, a wrinkled, green midget with pointy ears and a lightsaber comes out from behind the organ)
Yoda: Uses the force, he does.
Erik: Dammit! She wasn't supposed to know!
Christine: *is very confused*
Yoda: Darth Vader, Erik truly is.
Erik: *kicks Yoda into water*
Obi Wan Kenobi:*suddenly appears*
Erik:Where are you people COMING from?!
Obi Wan Kenobi:It makes sense, Erik and Darth Vader being the same person: they're both disfigured, they both wear masks, they both strangle people, they both-
Christine: -have giant floating death bases in space!
Obi Wan, Erik: *stare*
Christine:*is kicked into the water as well*
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:08 pm
Thicket that was hilarious! xd
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:52 pm
Carlotta: I LOVE my hat!! heart
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:08 pm
*is totally worshipped* You see what happens when I don't get any sleep?
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:32 pm
Raoul: You know, I'm actually a really pathetic person.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:41 pm
meg slaps christine, then christine slaps her back, then they start a fight.
Raoul- (to the phantom) Oh no, they're fighting... wanna watch?
phantom- (mischeavously) Sure... why not?
everyone joins to watch.....
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:43 pm
meg slaps christine, then christine slaps her back, then they start a fight.
Raoul- (to the phantom) Oh no, they're fighting... wanna watch?
phantom- (mischeavously) Sure... why not?
everyone joins to watch.....
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:56 pm
Erik: Boxers!
Raoul: Briefs!
Erik: Boxers!
Raoul: Briefs!
Erik: Boxers!
Raoul: Briefs!
Persian: 4laugh Commando! 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:07 am
Title: And the Phantom Comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!(It is a snowy day at the graveyard. Christine sits at the steps of her father's tomb, pouting) Christine:Oh, dad, how could you have left me? Erik:*is not there* Christine:Ahem. I said "Oh dad! How could you have left me!" Erik:*is totally not there* Christine:Gawddammit...I sang that whole, boring song for nothing?! Homestar Runner:*enters* Sowwy I'm late. The Cheat tied me to the kitchen sink again. Christine:*stares* Erik:*would stare, if he was around* Homestar Runner:What? Oh! Sowwy...*pulls out mask* Ooh! Spooky-type maaaaask! Christine:*leaves* Homestar Runner:Uhm...okay, Stwong Sad...see you latewr! *stands there for a while* Spooky maaaaaaaask. Erik:*arrives* Did I miss something? (Don't know what the hell I'm on about? Check this shizzle out.
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:11 am
---*After the whole Masquerade and Erik is now facing Christine*
Erik: You're chains are still mine, you belong to me!
(Erik then makes his way towards his trap door, pulls his cape but was only met with fabric ripping)
Erik: Damn it! How many times must I tell you? Stop stepping on 'MY CAPE'!! scream (refers to Christine)
---*random scene*
(Erik walks in)
Christine: Hey, where's your cape?
Erik: Jee, I dunno. Maybe, in 'the tailors'?! (Christine looks elsewhere)
blaugh Okay, they aren't that good but I couldn't resist!
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:02 pm
Thicket Title: And the Phantom Comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!(It is a snowy day at the graveyard. Christine sits at the steps of her father's tomb, pouting) Christine:Oh, dad, how could you have left me? Erik:*is not there* Christine:Ahem. I said "Oh dad! How could you have left me!" Erik:*is totally not there* Christine:Gawddammit...I sang that whole, boring song for nothing?! Homestar Runner:*enters* Sowwy I'm late. The Cheat tied me to the kitchen sink again. Christine:*stares* Erik:*would stare, if he was around* Homestar Runner:What? Oh! Sowwy...*pulls out mask* Ooh! Spooky-type maaaaask! Christine:*leaves* Homestar Runner:Uhm...okay, Stwong Sad...see you latewr! *stands there for a while* Spooky maaaaaaaask. (Don't know what the hell I'm on about? Check this shizzle out. Sweeeeeeeeet! Homestar runner... Greeting one and everyone! Love that site... I think I'll go now!
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:28 am
Erik: I will win Christine over by doing some sexy swooshy cape movements *does sexy cape swooshy movements*
Christine: Screw Raoul!!! He doesn't have a sexy cape like Erik! I love you *pounces on him*
Raoul: Damnit! I knew I should have listened to my brother on that whole 'women love a man with a cape' thing.
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