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 Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:55 am
^for writing a book containing every curse, hex, and jinx imaginable and selling it at Hogwarts
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:08 pm
^ for selling fake wands to neive underaged wizards and witchs. As a selling point, she claimed the stars on the tip of the wands would grant the user unlimited power and their hearts desires, when really all the stars when waved, did was stick themselves in the nearest bum it could detect, often times being the gullible buyer themselves.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:23 pm
((Wow, that was detailed!))
^For letting a pride of lions loose in the Great Hall.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:35 pm
((Why thank you, I try my best 3nodding ))
^for bewitching books to attack lions at the local muggle zoo. When asked why she did such a pointless thing(seeing as the lions were in their cages) the offender claimed it was pure instinct after an incident she was responsible in clean up at the famous Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry involving a pride of rampaging lions. Nevertheless, for her act of unnecssary magic in front of numerous muggles she was sentenced to six months in Azkaban.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:57 pm
^Was sent to Azkaban by a high official with a grudge. His professor made the reading of "Flick: The Art of Wand Waving", the 100 lb analysis by Kyrostar, mandatory. To finish the book he had to read 40 pages a day in order to finish the 10^34 page book by the end of the year. The year after, he had to read "Swish: The Art of Wand Waving 2".
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:32 pm
^for stealing over 60 owls, cats and toads from members of the wizarding community, cooking them, and the selling the resulting "food" to a popular muggle fast food chain named McDonalds. The culprit was actually injured by a mysterious lion attack in his own kitchens, and when muggle paramedics came to investigate the scene, realizing the signs of foul play (no pun intended), called muggle authorities. MoM representatives arrived a short while later after being alerted that the palce of residence belonged to a wizard. For the theft and murder of so many beloved pets, and resulting confusion that was generated by the investigation the serial pet murder was sentenced to five years in Azkaban. He was dragged away from his sentencing screamig "The lions are coming! Help! They're going to eat me!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:19 pm
^for stealing everyone's nose
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:30 pm
^For bribing the dementors in Azkaban with the fake wands she was sent there for stealing in the first place, and planning to mass market her dangerous wands to the worldwide muggle superstore Wal-Mart. Her scheme was uncovered after a pride of lions was spotted outside the warehouse that served as the criminal's headquarters. For her crimes she was sentenced to six more years in Azkaban. The pride of lions have yet to be located or identified.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:42 pm
^for kidnapping a pride of lions from Africa and involving them in several crimes
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:15 pm
((Darn it! She's on to me!))
^For falsley accusing an innocent witch of stealing rare African lions. During her very hearing evidence was found pointing to the offender beings responsible for the random lion spottings and crimes. For lying to MoM representiatives and the crimes commited involving the lions, she was sentenced to ten more years in Azkaban. Kyrostar was released from Azkaban and cleared of all charges.
((I am so good....))
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:29 pm
xd
^for stealing my kitty ears and dyeing them white
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:34 pm
^For becoming an illegal cat animagus.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:42 pm
((Oh, back from Azkaban I see. We'll soon change that))
^for seriously betwitching muggle children, who came to her door asking for Halloween treats, an obvious breach of her parole. Curiously, all the muggle children hurt had some form of costume designed to make them resemble lions. The perpatraitor claimed that the children really were lions and only turned into children when MoM authorities arrived. She is currently being treated at St. Mungo's Hosptial for possible brain injuries, she might have caused to herself, and is sentenced to two more years in Azkaban that she must serve, if not deemed insane.
((I love this game. 3nodding ))
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:06 pm
^for hitting Alutian with a Confundus Charm and letting her take the blame for your crimes
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:29 pm
((Oh yeah? Where's the proof? ninja ))
^for once again falsely accusing an innocent witch of crimes she herself commited and framing the witch Alutian of the hexing of muggle children on the night of Halloween. Muggles in the vicinity of the offender-in-question's home became sucipcious after strange looking children began morphing into lions on Ms.AnimeKitty47's premisis. MoM representatives sent to the scene then discovered through the use of Verstiseum (a perfectly legal method of interrogating convicted wizard felons) that she had been the one responsible for Ms. Alutain's crime. Ms. AnimeKitty claims she was framed and that (the beautiful, talented, and incredibly well loved by the wizarding community) witch Kyrostar was responsible. But really, with all the lie's the repeat offender has told in the past, who would believe her?The guilty party was then sentenced to 15 years in Azkaban. She is now on her sixth strike(remeber that Wizarding law only allows for seven). Were she to commit another crime after her time in Azkaban is served, she will then automatically recieve a life sentence to Azkaban.
((Try to get around that! pirate ))
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