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My band teacher was handing out new music and he is like
"Come up boners and get your music."
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today my band teacher started yelling "PUSH!!PUSH!! PUSH HARDER!!" he was trying to get us to play louder we all started lauhging so hard though and stopped playing he didn't get the joke though lol mrgreen

ZOMG! We're playing tha song too! And I think the song needs to die a slow and painful death.

Anyway, here's my quotes from Naumann(N) and Hartmez(H)
Paige: Ms. Naumann? *says something I couldn't hear*
N: No, Paige, I haven't seen your purse.
Paige: What?

H: Come on! You've got to play like one giant trumpet!
Me: *imagines seven people blowing into a giant trumpet*

N: And if we cancel the weather...
Jordan: Did she just say "If we cancel the weather"?

Lindsey: *door smacks her in head* OWWW!
H: Lindsey, don't hit the door, you might dent it.

N: No! Trumpets! You need to stop tounging so hard! Tounge softer, like 'daaaa-daaaa-daaa-daaa'"

Me: "All the mallets are decapitated!"
N: *blinks and then laughs*

Me(again): "Umm...the vibraphone's pedal fell off."
If you could have seen her face when I said that...

I forget what else Naumann has said, but it caused everyone to burst out laughing.

our band teacher was talking to the saxs and he said ok sexs lol

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. . This thread is so fitting. xD

I'm from Logan, and we were at CSUS yesterday at a band festival. We all brought a change of clothes with us for after the concert, and since our Symphonic Band did very well, we were all rather happy. Suddenly, my band director walked into the tiny storage room, by the door. He happened to be standing in front of my friend and he said...

"I lost my clothes."

For a moment, my friend thought he was telling her that. xDD I thought she meant he like...was changing and couldn't find his clothes or something. o.o

And unless he's in a very good mood or something, he's not necessarily smilie. After the concert, one of the clarinetists was talking and our BD heard his name mentioned, so he came over to ask what the clarinetist said.

"What was that?"

"Oh...umm, nothing. It's just that you smiled on stage." o.o

"Oh, yeah, I smiled. It'd be like if I laughed on stage and the whole audience goes 'huuhhhhhh?'"

He made this really funny face and this really scary noise and the whole clarinet section cracked up.

s n o w

Hartmez: Andreas, you need to play with nerf claves, or one finger cymbal. Maybe we should put you on nerf claves in marching band next year.

You will curse the day you did not do...

All that the Phantom asked of you...