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 Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:03 am
I pick up the twilight books and take them home in perfect condition. I set them carefully on my bookshelf and sit on my bed to begin reading twilight again. I turn the first page and get a paper cut on my neck. I die of bloodloss. Ironic because it's a vampire book. lol I TOOK GOOD CARE OF THEM!
I drop my college applications and Scholarship apps.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:55 am
I change the names on the applications and Scholarship apps, and send them off to Harvard, Princeton, Kansas University, and Pittsburg State University(its in Kansas). I am accepted to all colleges, with a free ride to each of them. I go tour them, and get killed by sororety girls. God i can't spell today...
I drop my KU(Kansas University) Basketball National Champions shirt. MICHIGAN STATE GOT LUCKY!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:21 am
Before I can pick the shirt up, I get ran over by an out of control school bus.
I drop my Far Cry 2 game for the X-box 360.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:53 am
I start playing the game on my cousins xbox. I beat the game in a hour(O.O), and then the makers of the game come kill me for some unknown reason.
I drop Gears of War 2 for the xbox 360
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:49 pm
I pick it up and toss it aside. I'm mauled by the fans of the game.
I drop my final fantasy XII game.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:02 pm
It hits me in the head, sending me into a coma that i never wake up from. O.O
I drop my Red Ribbon In Memory of Mike.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:09 pm
I pick it up and get a ribbon cut. i die of bloodloss.
I drop my picture of paige.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:13 pm
WTH???what picture do you have of me?
I pick up the picture and tear it up and burn it. I catch on fire because gas leaked on me earlier when I was fixing the lawn mower.
I drop a 5 gallon gas can.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:16 pm
I have my ways... *cough* print screen *cough**cough*
I drink it thinking it's water. lol
I drop a pair of pants.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:19 pm
Its the "famous" pair of Lucky pants. I can't fit my fat a** into them and I end up anorexic, and die.
I drop Boo, one of the kittens. It was the unnamed one if you seen the video.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:23 pm
I baby talk the kitten and then get beat up by my toughy friends.
I drop my car keys.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:26 pm
I key a random car with the keys. Turns out it was Taylor Lautners, and he kills me for it.
I drop my skinny jeans.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:45 pm
I pick them up and put them on. they are too short for me and I walk through the woods. a bob cat attacks my ankles and severs my feet rending me dead because he eats the rest of me as well.
I drop a bag of blood labeled "mindy"
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:50 pm
I commit suicide when i see the bag.
DUR THEY"RE GONNA BE SHORT ON YOU!!!
im 7" shorter than you....
I drop my body.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:53 pm
I see the body and die crying over it.
I drop a cell phone with my pic as the wallpaper.
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