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 Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:22 pm
Granted, but since you're so good at bowling it has become an addiction. You bowl 24/7 causing your arm to fly off with a bowling ball. I wish this was going on at my house!
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:48 pm
granted but.... it happens only every other 4 minutes and 11 seconds, and you also become very popular and have to hire security and management and you have to make sure that you charge addmission and you have to be in charge of making sure that exactly every 4:11 Tila is ready to perform
I wish that I could be the pole in the "that" of above wink
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:25 pm
granted....but your the support pole in the back and not the stripper pole on stage..........
i wish i was the bartender at mizz's joint............
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:34 pm
Granted, but you get in so many bar fights that you begin to not recognize your self and you wake up one day and you think that you have to change your name to match your new face,
I wish that I never had to pay for food again
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:37 pm
you dnt...its called a garbage can and mother nature.....granted then....
..........i wish i had all the squid and eels and steaks i can grill............cause im VERY hungry..........
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:43 pm
Granted but the ASPCA stops by and wonders why you are keeping and grilling so many exotic animals, then you have to go on tv and you don't ever get time to eat them and your fame doesn't allow you ever eat in peace again
I wish that jokes were not funny for one day, no humor
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:02 pm
granted....but i corrupt your wish and at the very last minute of the day i come out and show you this... not a joke but funnyi wish i had a secret room where i can enjoy my food in peace....wait..........i do have a roo-.......... O..o .........no i dont . . .
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:14 pm
^My Great Aunt had a goat like that.
Granted, but it doesn't become a secret room now that I have found out about it. I then bring all of the hottest girls in there with me, but most of them are lesbians so sucks for you. The bisexual girls wouldn't go after you either 'cause they'd be having such a good time with me.
I wish I had 6 bottles of Odwalla fruit smoothies.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:20 pm
granted............but only if you share one with me so i have sumthing to drink with my squid n steaks............(unless theres sumthin else i can eat in there...)
i wish my room had more ladehs with all sexual preferences.......
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:27 pm
Granted, and 1 of those sexy ladies are me and I snatch them all from you and all of 'em including me and except you are headed to that secret room of yours.
I wish my dog hadn't shed all over my nice black blazer and slacks.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:34 pm
*confused*.....(my room!!)....erm.......granted.......but that just lets your cat shed all over your nice black blazer and slacks................
i wish i had $7 to get some djarum blacks.....and a light that works and never runs out........
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:41 pm
Granted, although you'll never have $7. You're always 1cent off. The light electrocutes you every 15minutes.
I wish I could at least try to think of a wish that doesn't involve girls.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:47 pm
granted.........your wishes involve giant carrots and a guy named Benny..................(i could still buy blacks with 6.99 and how can i get electricuted by a lighter??)
i wish i had some granola bars right now.............
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:06 pm
You said a light, not a lighter, therefore you burn yourself. That was your fault.
Granted, you find bits of granola bars inside your pants.
I wish I would get my lazy a** up so I can get a drink of water.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:57 am
Granted but you waited so long to drink water that you can't quit drinking and you get water poisoning and have to go to the hospital and no one visits you because they don't like the smell and you have to watch old episodes of Oprah on a black and white antenna tv
I wish that chicken had no bones in the thighs and breast sections
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