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 Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:50 pm
Wally_West stare You pay in cash up front. No tab. **Slaps down .1,000,000 dollars!** Gimme whatcha got! Shot of tap water would be fine, Im scrounging couch cushions these days. No money in being "Guardian of the Universe" whatever that means. gonk
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:51 pm
*returns with a rather unruffled Scotsman and places him in front of Vic*
Weird thing to order, but there ya go. rolleyes
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:51 pm
Hey, about that 20 bucks I owe you from last week... Wally_West confused Okeedoke. *Zips out* O RLY! blaugh
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:52 pm
Kyle_Rayner Wally_West stare You pay in cash up front. No tab. **Slaps down .1,000,000 dollars!** Gimme whatcha got! Shot of tap water would be fine, Im scrounging couch cushions these days. No money in being "Guardian of the Universe" whatever that means. gonk "TAP." Water, eh?...... *gets glass* *grabs fork* *taps glass* There you go! I get the weirdest requests here. biggrin
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:52 pm
Wally_West Heck no. He steals from the till. Order drinks! I am the fastest bartender ALIVE.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:52 pm
*Grabs Scotsman by the collar, slamming him against the bar repeatedly.*
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:53 pm
Wally_West "TAP." Water, eh?...... *gets glass* *grabs fork* *taps glass* There you go! I get the weirdest requests here. biggrin Everybodys a comedian these days. pirate
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:54 pm
Okay, last time I brought a bull in here? The damage TOTALLY came out of my paycheck. SO not doing that again, dude. CAN probably help with the bear trap though.
Close your eyes.
*starts vibrating the trap*
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:54 pm
Kyle_Rayner Wally_West stare You pay in cash up front. No tab. **Slaps down .1,000,000 dollars!** Gimme whatcha got! Shot of tap water would be fine, Im scrounging couch cushions these days. No money in being "Guardian of the Universe" whatever that means. gonk It means Dc couldn't find a place for you since bringing Hal back. stare
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:55 pm
Thar's a place fer everyone in DC.  Jest sometime's thet place is a pine box.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:56 pm
Wally_West Okay, last time I brought a bull in here? The damage TOTALLY came out of my paycheck. SO not doing that again, dude. CAN probably help with the bear trap though. Close your eyes. *starts vibrating the trap*
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:57 pm
Cassandra Sandsmark It means Dc couldn't find a place for you since bringing Hal back. stare That is so not fair! Whats wrong with the JLA? The JSA? Let me help out in Bludhaven! Make me a serious cosmic entity, and let me guest star a la Phantom Stranger! Something, anything is better than this fringe work! I feel like a B-list actor! Im the Steve Buscemi of DC! gonk
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:57 pm
*BOOM!*
There you go. Mind the shrapnel, now.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:58 pm
Trust me, kid. Thar's worse they could be doin' with yuh. They could, oh, stick yuh 200 years in yer own future in a Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome ripoff.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:59 pm
Jonah Hex Thar's a place fer everyone in DC. Jest sometime's thet place is a pine box. Yeah, they have established a habit here lately of drudging up these old tossed-aside-characters just so they can kill em off in a OMG AWESOME SPLASH PAGE LOL! Or send em after Clark when a simple gunman would suffice. neutral
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