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 Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:45 pm
"Which one? I've got many. I'm the first Jack, the end all be all of Jacks. Did you hear about me and the candlestick?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:49 pm
Uh...the nursery rhyme?
*And his roommate was crazy. Great.*
Riiiiiiight. And you climbed the beanstalk I suppose?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:52 pm
"So you have heard of me. Awesome. Do we have anything to drink around here?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:54 pm
I have soda. Teddy and Wallace down the hall make mixed drinks.
*What a weirdo. How could he make out with Cassie now if this chub was here all the time?*
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:59 pm
"Teddy and Wallace sound like my kind of people. So...are you the only ape around here?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:01 pm
No. Gorilla Grodd turned most of the students and teachers into apes and monkeys. So...
*His kind of people?*
You're gay?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:04 pm
"Look, I am not into apes or men, I appreciate your interest though. It is flattering." - waves around his dirty mag o'titties-
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:05 pm
No...you said Wallace and Teddy were your kind of guys. I thought you meant you were gay like them.
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And I have a girlfriend.
*Chris shows Jack a picture of Cassie.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:11 pm
"They have alcohol, that's why they're my kind of people." Squints at the picture. "Wow, she must have no standards to be going out with an ape."
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:16 pm
Dude, I'm a human who was just turned into an ape last night! Do you ever listen? EVER?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:19 pm
"She's a hot chick, and you're an ape."
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:27 pm
Actually, she got turned into an ape too. This will all get straightened out in a few days.
*I hope.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:28 pm
"Oh." Gross. So much for that chick. "Any girls not monkeys?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:32 pm
I have no idea. Most everybody was at the dance. Except the Magic Club.
*Chris stood up.*
I better check on Cassie. Haven't heard from her since last night.
*Chris lumbers out of his room and across the quad.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:35 pm
"Hey--hey...are there hot magic chicks?"
But before he could get an answer, Chris was gone. Sighing, Jack went back to his dirty mag.
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