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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:32 pm
Anybody hear about that man that was caught doin his picnic table someone else posted this but I saw it on AOTS
An Ohio man has admitted to four felony counts of public indecency after a neighbour caught him on camera having sex with a picnic table, local news outfit WTOL11 reports.
Bellevue resident Art Price Jr, 40, molested the round metal table on four occasions "between the hours of 10:30 am and noon". A video of his last furniture liaison, on 14 March, provided police with hard evidence of Price's perversion.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
While sex with picnic tables is normally considered a misdemeanour, the fact that Price got down and dirty "in close proximity to a school" makes the outrage rather more serious. Johnson explained: "What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor."
Some neighbours are reportedly worried that Price's three school-age kids might take some stick if their school friends get wind of the scandal, although others are rather more concerned that he was released "on his own recognisance". One said: "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again - and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."
Captain Johnson concluded: "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around."
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:24 pm
So Drago has Thought of the First New Movie...
The Wind Walkers- Going to be Ninjas that Can Fly. I know you guys are going like...thats stupid we got techinques that let us fly too. but Boy oh boy. Flying ninjas can be tough to fight...
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:38 pm
* Drago kills the author.*
Drago is back now...No more of that I stuff. Drago killed him. so deal with it before Drago kills your cat. If you don't have cat. Drago will buy you a cat and then kill it. Anyways That Windwalker Crap is Crap. We are going old school. And When I say old School I mean Old School for the Next Movie.
NRS 7 and a Half: The Return of Martha Steward.
Yeah Drago said it. That evil crazy chick is back with her Hidden K- Mart of Villians. This Movie will have it all
Tom Cruise- The Indestructible Face Jack Black- The Drug Toking Warrior Flava Flav- The Taijutsu Warrior Tom Hanks- Well..Yeah Hanky Man
This will be fun. Be there When Drago makes it be Dead. yeah Drago said it...be Dead.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:25 am
yoshi_mitsuko So...if I yielded do I get to fight the new guy or run away? Yeah I suppose so, this little emergence kinda of nulls the battles like when Shukaku went and tried to destroy everything. So yeah, unless your crazy your fights are pretty much over and you either fight or flee.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:31 am
Morning everyone.
Noir: I'm crazy and will fight the obomination with one of my own and Akou too. 3nodding
Drago: Dl (dying laughing) Are you serious? That would be hilarious. xd
Quix: Tell me something I can do to help the guild and I'll do it. 3nodding
Tiger: Wha? gonk Also, how the heck did Big Show lose? I had four dollars on that brute. scream
Soul: I want to kill your Mist ninja. ninja
I never really knew Noir well enough to up and call him my friend without him becoming obligated to slap me with a glove or something but I grow attached to people quite easily. You know, more people than I listed left. Speaking of which where are Pawn and Komen?
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:39 am
Were is Komen, Pawn, and Damian. They All just left one after another...But Drago is Very serious...Drago will be making that The New Movie With a lead in to the new Movie as well.
Thats why it is 7.5
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:45 am
So since nobody is taking up Drago's request on Free Weapons Drago will take more of them for myself... 3nodding ...But He has changed his mind...He only found one...But both Hammers will be up for grabs. In a Mission.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:01 pm
So Drago has posted his Newest Mission in the Mission and Subforums. have Fun. ^___^ those hammers have been the prized possession and Drago has decided to give them out the only way he knows how...With A BLOODY DUEL TO THE DEATH!!!!!!! 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding twisted twisted twisted twisted
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:52 pm
drago found Komen he is at Our Sister Guild the Elites.....Anways..Yeah Drago says After the Mission lets do a tourny.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:59 pm
Hmm, that was a hassle, finally got a clean bill of health for my computer after that little mishap. Even more behind schedule on all my work now.
Hey Drago, did you want that list of weapons I mentioned before?
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:06 pm
Yes Drago does want those Weapons List. ^___^;
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:09 pm
Drago says Hi. he didn't mean to Ignore you.
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