|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:20 pm
We forgot cloning. You should clone the baby, or something. On an unrelated note, I want a Wizard/Sorcerer now.  "b***h, you just got the clap."
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:22 pm
themightyjello Fenrir Fenix I'm still waiting on the gay marriage, adoption, and baptism. You've got the assisted suicide thing down. Give me a baby, I'll baptise it. Adoption I actually covered with my career criminal character. Gay marriage... I'm going to need the couple first. So find me a black man and an islamic man who want to be married, a small jewish child who will be adopted by them, and I'll perform the ceremony AND baptize the boy as a mormon. JUST to make it that much more controvercial. Only if the god parents can be a "lesbian couple". And by that, I mean one is from Pakistan and had a sex-change to BE a woman, and the other being a woman from Alaska who was a woman, but wanted a p***s to pleasure her women lovers more naturally. One is an athiest, the other is a necropheliac as well.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:24 pm
Fenrir Fenix "b***h, you just got the clap." Holy crap, I actually lol'd.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:24 pm
Clerics get that spell, too.
A: "Pleased to meet you *shakes hands* I'm Candy, acolyte of STDs."
B: *The person runs to wash their hands.*
It'd be a religion full of pimps and whores.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:27 pm
You guys are making my head hurt xp
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:30 pm
Nedyfay Norrell You guys are making my head hurt xp *Pets teh Aki's head and gives her some raspberries* Allo Aki-luff. whee
|
 |
 |
|
|
Eloquent Conversationalist
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fengrading rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:30 pm
 I didn't know Clerics and Wizards got so many awesome spells. Makes my monk sad. *casts mass reduce person* Ha, wow. You guys are all like 2-3 feet tall now.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:33 pm
Ryugi Kazamaru *Pets teh Aki's head and gives her some raspberries* Allo Aki-luff. whee *happily nibbles the rasberries while being petted*
Hi Ryugi! *pelts hearts at* heart heart heart
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
themightyjello rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-20)
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:33 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:36 pm
Looks like a failed will save to me.
*lords his height over everyone*
*literally*
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:36 pm
*Destroys something.* scream
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
themightyjello rolled 1 20-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-20)
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:39 pm
*Casts Contagion.*
Congratulations, Fenrir. You now have lockjaw.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:41 pm
Huurrrmrff, hurmfmfmmhur hur mffur hurhurm.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:42 pm
Cristopher Reinhart *Destroys something.* scream 4laugh
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:42 pm
Spellcasting = GONE.
*Proceeds to wail on his frail wizard body muchly.*
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|