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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:12 pm
Look up Lame Pickup lines on google. It's sad yet funny how many there are.
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first." xp
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:23 pm
thats not lame, thats pathetic -_-
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:58 am
are you an angel...can i take your shirt off and cheack for wings
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:34 pm
dude my friend actually got a girl by saying that i was with at the time...it was weird.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:16 pm
...wow, thats an accomplishment...
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:05 pm
i always used to....dude my shoes match my shirt sweet...use random pick up lines on people i didn't know...it was fun
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:37 pm
did it hurt when you fell from heaven
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:56 pm
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:03 pm
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:06 pm
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:19 pm
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:23 pm
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:25 pm
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:30 pm
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:34 pm
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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