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 Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:16 pm
granted but he will still suck anyway
i wish all the ff7 characters had a sexy party
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:29 pm
granted, but they get...AIDS eek xp gonk .
I wish Jenova killed Hojo and Lucresia
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:29 pm
granted but she kills you because you wanted lucrecia to die
i wish i could give everybody in this guild has a very merry christmas with final fantasy 7 as there christmas theme
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:21 pm
Granted, but you forgot about the greetings because last night you got drunk and had sex with a shemale and woke up with a hangover. Merry Christmas bi-otch! >=D
I wish I got the First Tsurugi and Fenrir for Christmas... crying
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:34 pm
granted but as soon as you turn it on.....meteor is summoned and holy disapears. and you lose your spark plugs. rofl
i wish that there was a sphire weapon too.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:30 pm
granted but it kills you razz
i wish i can date aeris
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:55 pm
granted, but then Aeris decides to bring you to hell where she ended up after she died and now you have to spend your time being satans slave.
I wish bahamut was my pet.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:55 pm
Granted, but then he eats your arms, then your legs, and then the rest of you.
I wish I had all the skills of Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Barret, Cid, Yuffie, Tifa, and all the other FF VII characters combined.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:02 pm
Yes, but then sephy will kill you
I wish I was a character in FFVII.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:38 am
granted but you are one of the useless people walking around sector 7 when the plate falls crushing into nothing..... biggrin
i wish i could glomp cloud and vincents and make out with all of the ff7 characters except for barret gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:04 am
@_@.. damn! It's still going?!
Wish Granted, but as they make out, they contract a rare disease passed on through saliva, and the whole team get's "KO" status.. except for Barret. And that's when OMEGA Strikes!!
I wish that I had and could equip and use effectivly Nanaki's Limited Moon.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:06 am
Granted, but you get attacked by the Ghi tribe and get turned into stone and nobody thought of using a soft potion on you.
I wish that Cloud died on that cliff, instead of Zack.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:10 am
Alright, but then Zack gets shot dead a week later.
I wish you got to get cloud dressed like a girl again.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:30 pm
Granted, but seph makes love to him, thinking that he was a beautyful woman. But he finds out it's was cloud and Kills him
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:33 pm
Granted, but to make the disguse effective, Cloud looses his weapon. Then Reno and Rude get horny, and rape Cloud.. only to find out that it WAS Cloud. Cloud contracts AIDS, and learns his new Ultimate Limit Break-- "Infectcious Touch", as only seen in the adult Porno version of SquareSoft's FFVII: Adult Children.
I wish that there was somone in the world that actually IS Tifa..
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