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 Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:03 pm
Granted, but he dumps you because your requests of promises from him become ludicrous.
I wish my friend's intelligence was actually reflected in his school grades. He's a f*cking genious.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:36 pm
Granted, but your grades drop by as many levels/percentages as he gained.
I wish that my french class wasn't so f*cking boring
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:03 pm
Granted, but your teacher gives you a test on all the boring stuff you didn't pay to.
I wish my school didn't teach math on computers.
P.S. i'm fine with boring math classes or classes with a lot of tests.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:54 pm
Granted, but they put you in remedial algebra because you couldn't handle the computers.
I wish I could fluently speak german (in addition to english)
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:19 pm
Granted, but you can't speak it properly and somehow end up nsulting the German Prime Minister who has a very bad temper and throws you in jail.
I wish my technology class got switched for drama.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:35 pm
Granted, but you do nothing you enjoy in the class and it ends up worse than before.
I wish I had a second greyhound
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:21 pm
Granted, but the two greyhounds kill each other.
I wish that I didn't just injure my hand.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:42 am
Granted, I injure your hand.
I wish I knew how long my girlfriend was going to be gone. sad
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:24 pm
Granted, she'll be long for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time. And when she comes back, she'll dump you for someone she met while she was gone.
I wish that American TV wasn't so idiotic.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:56 pm
Granted, but because none of the Americans like it anymore every single channel goes out of business.
I wish my girlfriend was back NOW.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:23 pm
Granted, but she met someone while she was gone and dumps you for a long distance relationship with him.
I wish that my school wasn't an in an old store's building.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:25 pm
Granted, Its in an old crack shack instead.
I wish that I had more gold....
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:53 pm
Granted, but you give it all to me.
I wish I could get out of this chair...
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:09 pm
Granted. it eats you. And you are expelled as chair poo. But your out of the chair!
I wish it were warmer. *shivers*
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:53 pm
Granted, congratulations, it is now 170 degrees, record breaking heat. Oh, and you die from it.
I wish it was cooler but not to the extent where I die, get any sort of fever and/or sickness or anytype of animal becomes extinct.
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