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 Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:51 am
Because they're lazy
So why is there World of warcraft, but no world of starcraft?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:31 am
Because stars are in space, not worlds.
Why did they take off all of the good cartoons?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:32 am
They want you to suffer.
Oh, is you is or is you ain't somebody's baby?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:45 am
I thought so, but they told me I was adopted.
How many licks does it take until you get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:54 am
63 for everyone but white people. It takes 87 for them.
Why do we look at the sun even though it hurts our eyes?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:56 am
Why do we look at the sun even though it hurts our eyes? Because everyone has a little ADD in them.
Why are Cd's round?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:15 am
cause squares are squares xd
apple juice or orange juice?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:41 pm
Green.
Why Are they so many word games in this guild?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:05 pm
because no one likes anti-word games
why don't orenge where panty hoses?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:20 pm
A. Because he couldn't read whatever the hell you just typed.
Q. Why is the Capital Gains tax thought of as an appropriate method for the State to generate revenue?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:33 pm
A. Because our Government leaders can't add, and the have their head's very far up their collective asses.
Q. Why aren't strobe lights illegal? They're like being stoned, only not...
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:42 pm
A;because they still use strobe lights to test the sight development on kittens. (It makes them motion blind by the way) sad
Q:All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:47 pm
Somewhere else.
Why can't I go over the rainbow?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:56 pm
A. Because it's full up with hippies left over from the 1960's
Q. Why do I-pods have a turn-wheel? What retard designed that?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:57 pm
^^ Because the higher power is playing a cruel joke
^ Because it follows Apple's Usability Guidelines (Yes, it does exist)
Why in the world did the US Government think No Child Left Behind would ever work?
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