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 Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:02 pm
"So I was with your mother last night"
( we had a reley for life all nighter and there was nothing special between our band director and the clarinetists boy mother)
"your future spouse will thank you"
(refering to tonguing)
He messes up a lot but we all make fun of him for it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:51 am
"i was walking my middle school kids", (He teaches all the band classes except one in high school), "and it was really cold out. I got inside and all of them were trying to snort in the snot. I said, 'Kids, just put one finger on a nostril and blow real hard.' and they tried it, and one kid said, 'I can't, my boogers are frozen', and all the other kids said they did too. So I had a class of middle schoolers and all of them had frozen boogers." lol
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:17 pm
We were discussing the information for our Flordia trip next month,
And Mr. Masowich (who is the most awesome 50 year-old who lives today)
was telling us how boys aren't allowed in girls rooms and vice versa. But then he said, "Boys, I know how you would just love to be alone with a girl in her room, but you'll just have to make do with being alone with a boy in yours or his room."
We all just looked at him until he realised what he had said..and left the room... rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:59 pm
I want drama, like Gladiator drama in this music, not boyfriend/girlfriend drama. One has a whip and the other doesn't...actually they both do.
sweatdrop
We basically all sat there and stared at Mr. M
I was shocked needless to say (not quite used to perversity of our band people)
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:20 am
lol my band directer was talking to our trombone section leader about a solo(shes known to be a bit of a whore) and said, "about time you did some work above your neck" lol i fell out of my chair laughing.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:33 pm
During rehearsal he was vocalizing the correct articulation and used this as the final note: "t**t". Everyone sat in silence except one poor soul who let out a loud gaffa. My high school director was so funny he was talking to us and was a little too comfortable and he started pulling up his 70's disco socks.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:37 pm
ok...well my band direstor said to us one day when we where playing Bristol Bay ledgen and i got to the slow part, he said:
"Ok, here goes your your sexy love coming oup over the hill and there he goes...back down and you're crying your eyes out because he didn't meet you @ 5 like he was suppose too!"
Haha! He was trying to get us to to cressendo(sp.) our tones for a better sound...strange huh?
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:26 pm
So its band camp and our band director is yelling at us for most people coming 30 minutes late.
We have to practice in the gym since our feild is getting renovated before you go on.
Anyways, I just came up from getting a new reed and I give him his keys. He glares at me and slams them on the floor, causing them to bounce up and he starts shouting at us "YOU DAMN KIDS! THE EAGLES SHOW IS NOT VERY HARD AND YOU CANT PLAY s**t. YOU GUYS SUCK! YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE YOUR BAND DIRECTOR. AND I DONT EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON THE CRUISE. YOU LITTLE a** HOLES AND I RAWBLARGHRAWRKG *exact words* *gets a confused look on his face* Know what? just start from the top."
Its one of those you had to be there moments. We're still laughing about this and it was in like August.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:40 am
"Tighten your butt! Squeeze that grape!"
The first few days of Band Camp when we were learning to march.
"You gotta make the cymbol climax."
Our BD said this to us during a sectional and everyone was holding back giggles. (Drummers = Pervertedness)
"If I die, I'm taking you with me!"
The BD was up in a cherry picker watching us pratice when a strong breeze passed by. He gripped the sides and the look on his face was priceless.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:59 am
One of the Sousaphones got a nosebleed in marching rehearsal and raised his hand and told him he had a nosebleed and he said "Deal with it", and everyone thought he meant...deal with it, instead of take care of it.
And one of his "Word of the Day"s was fester, it was really weird.
I can't really think of any other funny things he's said at the moment... stare
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:09 pm
burning angelwings todust about two years ago one of the songs we did for our show was Big Noise from Winnetka and there a part of it that sounds like its from a raunchy old fashioned strip joint and our band directior Mr. Stegner started calling it " the bump and grind" section lol and there was this one part where the trumpets had to stop and mark time at the sametime but they couldnt get it right so mr. stgner said " just park and blow!" rofl xd rofl I'm glad to know my high school band directors weren't the only people that used that term. We would tell other bands in the area that, and they'd look at us like we were nuts (well, we were, but that's a different story). Concidentally, we also did Big Noise from Winnetka as well. What did we do? PARK AND BLOW!
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:55 pm
I'm not in the guild "yet" I'm wating for the O.k. but anyways I play the tuba and im second chair (out of 3) and during a song there was a rit. and the first chair played a worng note and the directer yelled retard. I thought it was funny.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:59 pm
Our Community band was getting reading for our first performance and so she did a cross on her chest with her hand, you know, like you do in chrch, then she looks at us and goes, "Oh wait, I'm Jewish!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:33 pm
The funniest thing happened the other day: (I don't think I've posted this yet, so sorry if I did)
We had just stopped playing, when we notice that the second b/d had crept up silently into the low brass (my section). she said with a crazy look on her face: "Shhhh!! Shhhh!! Everybody be quiet!! ... Do YOU hear Mr. risenhoover?? (the principal) Oh, well... <.< >.> ...neither did I"
And just yesterday, she was directing jazz band and to describe to the trumpets how to play a certain note: "Ya gotta hit it like gangbusters!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:47 pm
I was in my band directors office with a few others and a baritonest(Horn) was warming up and he would make hese really weird noises like Blahhaahha!! or Garrharraha! Just random noises like that so my band director every once in a while makes those noises when no one but my friends and I are paying attention. Its one of those things where you just had to be there.
Oh I hate the movie Drum line! So lame! I'm watching it now. I don't know why. I think its fake and stupid.
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