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 Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:03 pm
Betman This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:25 pm
Wow. That just goes to show you the levels of thin skinned-ness this world has come to.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:41 pm
l-Kriel-l Betman This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:46 pm
l-Kriel-l Betman This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call. Holy God, this.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:56 pm
Why did the Canadian decide just then to mention it was a lighthouse?
Seems fake.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:39 pm
The WTF Ninja Why did the Canadian decide just then to mention it was a lighthouse?
Seems fake. Because, wouldn't it be obvious to see a lighthouse?
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:47 pm
Nya ha ha. I needed this laugh to deal with today's crap. That reminds me of a bunch of blond jokes because that's what it makes me think of. Like auS said, yu think yu'd notice a lighthouse over another sea vessel.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:49 pm
Guys.
It's funny
Who cares if it's true.
99% of jokes aren't
What would stand up comedy be, if it was all truth?
Boring.
That's what.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:06 pm
WylrPnufh Guys. It's funny Who cares if it's true. 99% of jokes aren't What would stand up comedy be, if it was all truth? Boring. That's what.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:23 pm
GAIZ LOOK WHAT I MADE JUST NOW 
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:24 pm
WylrPnufh GAIZ LOOK WHAT I MADE JUST NOW
I like it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:26 pm
WylrPnufh GAIZ LOOK WHAT I MADE JUST NOW SPRITER'S RESOURCE MUCH? I like it though. Funny.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:27 pm
WylrPnufh GAIZ LOOK WHAT I MADE JUST NOW
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