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 Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:04 pm
Sirius Black: "Hi Severus! How are you today?"
Severus Snape: "Hey Sirius!" (slaps Sirius on the back) "What are you up to?"
Sirius Black: "Not much. I was just wondering if you wanted to get together after the Quidditch match against Gryffindor. I hate those Lion-a** jerks. They think they are so cool, especially that James Potter."
Severus Snape: "Yeah that'd be great! We haven't had a date in awhile." (he tousles Sirius's hair) "That James is a jerk. Him and that mud-blood Lily. I HATE that red-headed harlot!"
Sirius Black: "Cool. Meet me at the sidelines after the game. Maybe we can snatch some butter beers, and find a 'private' place to um...'study."
Severus Snape: "Ok. Good luck, my excellent Quidditch player." (Slaps Sirius on the behind as he walks away. Sirius turns to wink at Snape.)
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:07 pm
Lupin: "I'm besties with Severus!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:14 pm
Hagrid: "Aaaahhhh! A giant spider! I'm scared!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:27 pm
Sirius: "Get AWAY from me, Harry!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:01 pm
Molly Weasley: "Sure Ron! You and Harry can take the Ford to Hogwarts. Just remember to buckle up!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:13 pm
**Snape teaching a kindergarten class of Muggle students.**
*Snape says* "Good Morning boys and girls! The word of the day is 'forgiveness.'"
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:20 am
Dumbledore: You little b******. You were looking in my pensieve, weren't you... WEREN'T YOU! Didn't those a**holes you call legal guardians ever teach you some manners? Merlin, whats with kids these days?
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:52 pm
Albus Dumbledore sad When he needs a new DADA teacher after second year) "Oh crap! What am I going to do now?" (An owl arrives in Dumbledore's office.)
Remus Lupin: My dearest Albus, I heard you were in need of a new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, and I would like to volunteer."
Albus Dumbledore sad Shocked and completely repulsed, he scribbles a reply to Remus.)
Remus Lupin sad After recieving the reply from Dumbledore, he gasps and spits out his tea while reading it)
Albus Dumbledore: "My dearest Remus, are you INSANE? Do you really think I want a nasty freak like you teaching my students? Why don't you just come eat us all now?! You ididot! You're disgusting and nasty and I don't EVER want to hear from you again! Why don't you just die already so you can free the world of your freakiness and stop shedding all over the furniture?" -Regretfully declining, Alubus Dumbledore
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:51 am
Dean Thomas: hey u guys, who wants to travel back in tim to when we were first years, fix the sorting hat, and be slytherin
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:22 am
Dolores Umbridge: "Minister Fudge! How dare you insult Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore! They are the greatest wizards in the world! I Quit!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:29 pm
Cornelious: does anyone want my job, oh Voldemort, of course u can take my place, the position has been filled
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:10 pm
Voldie- "Harry... I can touch you now..."
wait he did that in the 4th movie... correction....
Voldie- "Harry... I can touch you now.... and I jizzed in my pants..."
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:37 pm
Snape: "I'm going to go take a shower." *skips away*
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:39 am
harry can i be a death eater
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:32 pm
Ron: "Aveda Kederva!" *Hermione dies* "Bellatrix, darling, now we can be together!!!
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