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 Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:38 pm
Granted, except due to the loose definition of pony, you get a horse. However it turns out it is the horse that the rider of pestilence will ride upon when the four horsemen of the apocalpse ride out. After poisoning all your loved ones, it poisons you, and many die.
I wish murphey's law was reversed, so that anything that can go wrong, wil go right.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:57 pm
Granted. Everything that could go wrong goes right, but then everything is perfect and everything is disbalanced and everyone dies
I wish that no matter what happens no one dies because of this wish
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:18 pm
Granted the machines rise, and put their now immortal slaves into pods, which use the body heat as a source of power.
I wish something exciting to happen. (That's right I made it easy, so you can make it interesting...)
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:56 pm
Granted. Fireworks go off! Only they aren't fireworks. They are missiles, you just blew up the world. That exciting enough for you?
I wish something unexciting happened, only once though and then the world goes back to being normal. So no the world turns really boring and then I kill myself because I am so bored. Work for it!
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:29 pm
(see why should I you didn't put much effort into mine...)
Your wish comes true, unfortunately you never know. It happens to a random seagull flying near a beach in South Carolina. It swoops down, and eats some cheetos before flying off. Since the world returns to normal after. You spend the rest of the world wondering if your wish ever came true.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:34 am
(Because yours wasn't a great wish, just something exciting. Which I did. But I like your answer to mine)
Granted. You didn't wish. So I won't corrupt your wish, which never happened. So all is good.
I wish to make a wish that wouldn't be corrupted, but had to be corrupted by the design of the wish, this isn't that wish, this is only a wish so I knew that wish.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:12 am
Since the genie was confused you instead get a fish.
I wish I ruled the world.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:29 am
Unfortunately a meteor ends the world and you as you the only human to not escape because you decided not to escape on one of the ships. The captain decided to respect your "wishes".
I wish for a magic pebble.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:36 am
Granted.
The magic pebble you gets goes corrupt and ruins everything.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:55 pm
(you forgot to make a wish)
I wish the pebble wasn't corrupted
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:18 pm
Granted, the magic pebble is now uncorrupted making your life perfect, thus pissing everyone off. Those pissed off people form a mob and kill you?
I wish I had a pet ameoba named George.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:37 pm
Said ameoba is the best pet anyone could ever hope for, ufortunately, you can never find him, because he is the size of an ameoba.
I wish for two things the first is for a lawyer to write up the perfectly worded wish, that would bring me a long happy life, without any negatives, and that the wish would be granted.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:48 pm
Your wish would be granted uncorrupted, but the lawyer never showed up. Word is he had a debt with the mafia.
I wish george, my pet ameoba, was the size of a hamster.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:16 pm
Granted. You have a pet ameoba, which multiples a lot. Soon you have thousands of Georges, that eat you out of house and home. Then the military blows them up. So you have nothing.
I wish for an orange. One that won't kill me, blow up the earth, stab something, or have people kill him. Also it is yellow.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:30 pm
Your so lucky, you find and orsnge that fell out of a garbage can and into a bucket of yellow paint. You take it home and put it on your mantel. Unfortunately the local drug cartel like to hide their cocaine in oranges. The cartel finds you and breaks your legs, and the police convict you of possesion.
I wish I had the powers of god, and that he didn't get pissed off at me, and that he didn't kill me for fun either.
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