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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:01 pm
Lol. i have banged my instrument on so many htings that i can count hardly any of them, though just tody i hit it on the mallets in the back of the band room...me and my little gracefull self. mrgreen sweatdrop mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:57 pm
Its fun thinking that you're Darth Vader, or another Jedi and use it to wack people on the head with. I almost hit my band teacher when she wans't looking. Its fun though.
Ugh, I also almost hit my cello instructor when she told me about the f*****t
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:12 pm
My friend who sits next to me is a clarinet and we traded instroments and our BD didn't even notice. =D She can play a B and a D and those were the beginning notes (like a 8th note and then a fermata'd whole note) so she played it and he did not even notice until then he asked the flutes to do this other part which was after that part (8th notes and high notes). She was so lost and then the BD noticed. I would have played her clarinet but she has a discusting mouth piece.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:30 pm
Music Lover Always Tuch Music Lover Always I grabbed my bass and started attacking my worst enemy. It felt good and then I patted my bass and said, "Good work, my bassy friend." Nah. I used the side and and inpin. I stabbed him hard but not enough to puncture his skin, but I didn't hit as hard as I wanted to when I attacked with the side of it. I stab people with the end of my flute. I was stabbing this saxaphone, Sean. It's funny because he tries to get my mouth piece off and then he always looks inside and grabs the other part of my flute from me and stuffs it back on. Then he threatens to hit me with his saxaphone. Once I almost hit him in the balls. He was pissed at me - but it was so funny.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:32 pm
I've done some pretty nasty things to my clarinet
I've liked my mouthpiece pretending it was a you-know-what DURING A CONCERT. Hehe, my friend and i were having a pervy contest
I've fingered my clarinet...in a "Stick 2 fingers up the bell way"
Last year, I made out with it...just for kicks 4laugh
I stuck a paper towel in it too...and it got stuck XP
Hmmmm, I'm also going to see if I can shove my clarinet in a trombone's bell... >.>
3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:05 pm
Flarinet -- a clarinet being played like a flute.
My BD told me that once when he and one of the senior bands were at a music festival, one of the percussionists was playing timpani.. and then accidentally threw her stick across the stage area. So she had to run during her however-many-bars-long-of-rests to get it back. ^^
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:50 pm
that would be rolling it down the hallway and watching it crash into a wall
Of course the presimaphone!
(saxaphone with trumpet mouthpiece)
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:35 pm
i took the mouthpiece off of my picc n buzzed into it like a trumpet. it sounds cool if you can do it right, the only problem was the band teacher saw and told me, in front of the whole band, to stop making out with my piccolo...
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:35 pm
once my conductor used a drumstick as the little twirly stick that conducters use and broke it! it wasn't his...
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:24 pm
We wake people up with our flutes.
Well me and my friend do.
Me and three of my other friends were practicing, and one of them fell asleep.
So one of my other friends goes and plays a high F to wake him up.
He almost fell off the chair.
It was so funny.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:57 pm
i've taken a concert tuba, and put it on my shoulder and pretended it was a fuel rod gun form halo...and i've put my trumpet on my chair inbetween my legs wiht the mouthpeice sticking out and the bell holding it up from under the chair to make it look like uh...you get it i think.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:14 pm
I have a little group of friends in band consisting of a trumpet player, two euphoniums, a tuba, a flute, and me, the french horn. They're all guys except me, BTW.
At our first football game at the beginning of this year (we're all in seventh and eighth grade,) we got all hyped up with marching music, and so were sort of doing a little pre-performance show for the colour gaurd and the rest of the band (who all joined in eventually) by playing our marching music from our flip-folders while we were waiting for the high school band to get ready.
We played all of our marching music as loud as we could while the parent chaperones went insane and we laughed. After we finished, the gaurd cheered and then we started again with one our brassy pieces. Right in the middle of that, our director came out and yelled, "Okay, NO MORE PLAYING!" And then the trumped player held up his trumpet and started playing "Mary had a little lamb" really badly. (PERFECT timing, by the way) Everyone laughed, and then the tuba yells, "If we can't play our instruments, let's use our mouthpieces!" So we start playing ESPN on just that and our director's like, "No more playing, PERIOD!"
And then the flute decides to go and say, "If we can't play anything, let's go vocal!" We laughed, and then Mr. Alia's like, "NO." And we laughed again. I should've taped it. xD
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:17 pm
In our last concert in eighth grade, we perposefully played horribly on the last song (The band director and the principal was in on it) and the principal marched on the stage and kicked everyone off, proclaiming to the parents: "We don't tolerate that sort of mischief here!" xd It was a great exit, as we didn't do the usual bow and slowly leave thing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:37 pm
My friend and I pretend our saxes are guns, either by holding them out in front of us or by putting them on our shoulders.
Then we "shoot" the baritone player, who "shoots" us back. D:
(It's not fair since his instrument already looks like a gun >-<)
We used to have a little contest to see who could do it first every day.
;I yeaah, we're silly.
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