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 Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:52 pm
You filthy lier!
Umbridge is dating Voldemort.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:51 pm
The Username Found You filthy lier! Umbridge is dating Voldemort.
What's that? I can't hear you! I don't speak non-house-colors...
(...that is unless it's a house elf...)
wink
But I'm sure you were lying anyways,
Because I happen to know that Umbridge is happily married to Professor McGonagall.
(That is depending on witch country and state or providence they happen to be in...)
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:18 pm
Such Lies up in this Castle!
All this arguing, and really the truth is that Wizards don't believe in Marriage.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:40 pm
Don't lie Marriage is a real centaur, he did go to the moon.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:40 pm
LIES!
I believe the story goes...
Hey Riddle Riddle,
Minerva and the fiddle,
Firenze jumped over the moon,
Sirius Black laughed to see such sport,
and the dish ran away with Ronny(kins). .... (Who has the emotional range of a spoon xp )
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:43 pm
LIAR!
Ron secretly has a crush on McGonagall.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:33 pm
Don't you guys ever get the facts right?
Ron is obviously in love with Seamus Finneagan. They were having sex in the showers.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:50 pm
I don't think so.
Seamus was secretly in love with Romilda Vane.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:47 am
Liar!
Seamus Finneagan actually secretly loved Ginny who never did like Harry to begin with! She only wanted to be known as a famous witch while secretly still loving Seamus Finneagan.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:12 pm
No, Ginny was cheating on Harry with Snape
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:52 pm
Liar!
Snape had a huge crush on McGonagall and was too shy to admit it.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:47 pm
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
Obviously Snape was some sort of God ((cue fangirl squee of "Yeah He Was!  ")) and as a result the concept of "love" or anything like it was completely foreign to him.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:09 pm
Liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape was a Sex God and slept with all of his fangirls
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:33 pm
Liar!!!!!!!
Obviously, Filch hogged all the fangirls.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:28 pm
((^^ I wish! Total Snape Fan Girl Right Here  ))
(( ^LOL!!!! rofl I have no compunction in saying...))
THAT'S A DIRTY BALD FACED LIE!!!!
We all know that it was Peter Pettigrew that racking up the fan girls! With all their squealing of "Ohhhh  , he's so spineless! 
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