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 Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:52 pm
Granted... Server Error #03265:.:No Actual Wish Made:.:You Suck:.: Your Dog Will Now Self-Destruct:.:Lawlz:...
I Wish For A Blue Unicorn that is not flawed in any way and comes with no ultimatums and/or curses evil MUAHAHA
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:41 pm
Granted, however since you are imperfect you cannot come within 100 meters of it.
I wish I could smack rude people that I meet online.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:09 pm
Granted, but smack you back and you cry.
Trigeblee had already granted my wish, but I have to make 1, so yeah.
I wish I wasn't such a coward and had reported my parents when I had the chance.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:31 pm
Granted. But your parents were disguised as cyborgs trying to obliterate the world.
I wish to have cheese on toast.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:45 pm
Granted, but you burn your pinky.
I wish Tila Tequila didn't tell Serenity to leave.
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:53 am
granted.....and she was just on her way to your place, too................suks for you......
i wish i knew more websites to go to.......
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:11 am
Wish granted, but you become obsessed with making more web sites for your self to go to and you never leave the virtual world and you legally change your name to your avatar name and you only speak in binary
I wish that I could be come invisible at will
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:32 pm
granted....but i misinterpret your wish and now anyone named will cant see you.........
i wish i had a genie that granted me one wish...............
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:33 pm
Granted but that was his very last wish that he ever grants and he becomes unemployed, and now you have to support an out of work genie
I wish that I could finish my avatars zoo collection
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:58 pm
Granted. You now have 0 gold and will forever be in dept.
I wish Serenity came over to my place before supposedly going back with Tila.
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Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:57 pm
granted........but she sees no camera crew and says 'this isnt tilas place'..........leaves and you run after her crying...'come back!!...come..... crying '
i wish i had an infinate supply of hard pastels................
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:08 pm
Granted, you have many oil pastels and they all have boners.
I wish my ex-girlfriend's friend could've gotten her paper signed so we'd have been alone together. Who knows what we'd have done.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:39 pm
granted....this would be the dialogue......
"hey........whats up??"
'not much.....what up with you?'
"not much.....soo....you wanna........*clears throat*........you wanna sit down over here??"
'but thats one chair'
"is it??"
'yeh.......were you going to sit on the floor or sumthin?'
"actually.....i was thinkin about sitting somewheres else......"
'where?...there no more chairs or anything......'
"well sit doown so i can show you..."
'k'
*sits*
*sits*
O..O
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'erm...you know what...i gotta get to.....work...i have to go to work right now....but ill see you later, k?'
crying
i wish i had a really tiny robot so i can pull out really annoying pimples......
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:02 pm
Granted, but since you didn't wish for the robot to pluck the pimples for you, you now have a useless robot.
BTW, love the dialogue!
I wish instead of waiting 'til August I'd just get my hair chopped now.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:10 pm
Granted, you chop your hair now but it doesn't grow again until august and then on that very day it grows at twice normal speed and you are never able to cut it short again.
I wish I was better at bowling so I hit more strikes and had to toss the ball less
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