(For best results, take context and liberally apply to my d**k)
Alistair and Morrigan both just had the best conversation behind my back while walking through Lothering. I
so wish I could have recorded it, but it went something like this:
Alistair: "So what's up with you and him?"
Morrigan: "Who?"
Alistair: "Who else?"
Morrigan: "Worried I'll take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?"
Alistair: "N-no! I just..."
Morrigan: "That blush says otherwise."
Alistair: "I...I'm just terrified that you'll suck my blood out at night, that's all!"
Morrigan: "Listen, if I intend to suck anything of yours, you'll be the first to know."
Alistair: "Th-That's not what I meant at all!" D:
Morrigan: "Besides, I'm sure you'll have more fun doing the same with your partner here."
Alistair: "I--Oh, forget it..."
Morrigan: "There's that blush again. Redder this time, too."
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