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I know that you're having a seizure over this Rekk.

Time for a random stuiped post from the great Shen...
Real laws in Ohio!

If you can not be mature about some of the laws here do not read

Ohio:
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
.In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal to sell cornflakes on Sunday.
.In Marysville, Ohio it is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter.
.It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays.
.It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone.
.It is illegal for women to wear footwear of any kind with an open toe.
.It's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without lcence.
.It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
.It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
.Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
.Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
.No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
.It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
.The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
.Participating in or conducting a duel is prohibited.
.Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
.If you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
No person while operating a motor vehicle shall fail to slow down and stop said vehicle when signalled to do so upon meeting or overtaking a horse-drawn vehicle or person on horseback and to remain stationary until such vehicle or person has passed, provided such signal to stop is given in good faith, under circumstances of necessity, and only as often and for such length of time as is required of such vehicle or person to pass, whether it is approaching from the front or rear.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
A police office can write you a ticket for leaving your keys in your car. But relax he will leave you a note when you can come get your keys back so long as you can prove it's your car and your keys.
Bay Village - It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley - Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Canton - It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent's permission.
Canton - Electric fences are banned.
Cincinnati - a**l intercourse is banned.
Clinton County - Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
Cleveland - It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
Fairview Park - It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbour.
Fairview Park - Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
Ironton - Cross-dressing is against the law.
Lima - Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Lowell - It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
Marion - You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
North Canton - It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
McDonald - Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
Oxford - It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Oxford - It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
Paulding - A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog.
Strongsville - Catch 22 is banned.
Youngstown - You may not run out of gas/petrol.

Haha!! xd Don't you just love old laws that are still in effect? razz

There's this one state (I don't remember which, some eastern one) where it's illegal to ride a Carousel or partake in too much merriment on Sundays. razz That one came from like... the 1800s or early 1900s or something, but it's still in effect. razz Of course, people ride Carousels and partake in merriment, anyway and the police don't stop them. razz

Oh, man. Ohio looks like such a fun place. razz

Dude, Kayako. You have to do it. You absolutely have to!! rofl

Stick it to the Ohioan man! twisted

Speaking of cows and old, stupid laws, it's illegal in Texas for anyone to milk his neighbor's cow. It's also illegal for children to have "bizarre haircuts". In California, molesting a butterfly equates to a $500 fine. You also can't like bathe in oranges or something, I forget.

There was this whole site that had a list of ridiculous ones. I'll see if I can get it. razz

PA-CHOW!!! xd

Now to make a post in the Bolero topic and get this shizz under way!! biggrin

Hmm... now I feel like molesting a butterfly!! rofl

Well, I made the Bolero post. I'll try and be short about running into you guys. razz