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 Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:36 pm
I was listening to a song on the radio this morning, getting ready for school, and the following thing popped in my head:
*Random music in background*
Erik: :X Heaven ain't close in a place like this, I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this... *waves around to indicate lair*
Christine: ...I'm sorry you feel so damned. o_o;;;
Erik: Bring it back down, bring it back down toniiiiiight!
Christine: ...excuse me? O_o
Erik: :X Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight...
Christine: What? But... DDD: Isn't this considered part of the catacombs? Devoid of light?!
Erik: biggrin DD SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND...!
Christine: O_O WHAT?! HE DOES NOT!
Raoul: DDD: EXCUSE ME?!
Christine: *glances at Raoul* Okay, maybe a little.
Raoul: O___O HEY!
Erik: *continuing* That I had in February of last year...!
Christine: O_____O RAOUL! YOU LIED ABOUT NEVER BEING HERE BEFORE?! ... DDD: YOU'RE GAY?! ....WHO TOLD YOU ALL THIS, ERIK?!?!?!?
Persian: ... *shrugs* =D It's not confidential...
Erik: Him.
*Music stops uprubtly*
Christine: *eye twitches* SPY!! *attacks the Persian* THIS IS WHY ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER FREAKING MADE YOU INANIMATE!!
Raoul and Erik: O_O *edge far, far away*
Raoul: ... >> You wanna go get a slushy?
Erik: =D Slushy?! Sure!
*They Leave Together*
Erik: ...what's a slushy?
Phans: gonk OH, DEAR LORD!! IT'S CLAUDE RAINS PHANTOM ALL OVER AGAIN!!
I... am so hyper at 5:45AM. XDDDDD And now I've got that song stuck in my head. Greaaat.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:45 pm
Youko-chan I was listening to a song on the radio this morning, getting ready for school, and the following thing popped in my head:
*Random music in background*
Erik: :X Heaven ain't close in a place like this, I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this... *waves around to indicate lair*
Christine: ...I'm sorry you feel so damned. o_o;;;
Erik: Bring it back down, bring it back down toniiiiiight!
Christine: ...excuse me? O_o
Erik: :X Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight...
Christine: What? But... DDD: Isn't this considered part of the catacombs? Devoid of light?!
Erik: biggrin DD SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND...!
Christine: O_O WHAT?! HE DOES NOT!
Raoul: DDD: EXCUSE ME?!
Christine: *glances at Raoul* Okay, maybe a little.
Raoul: O___O HEY!
Erik: *continuing* That I had in February of last year...!
Christine: O_____O RAOUL! YOU LIED ABOUT NEVER BEING HERE BEFORE?! ... DDD: YOU'RE GAY?! ....WHO TOLD YOU ALL THIS, ERIK?!?!?!?
Persian: ... *shrugs* =D It's not confidential...
Erik: Him.
*Music stops uprubtly*
Christine: *eye twitches* SPY!! *attacks the Persian* THIS IS WHY ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER FREAKING MADE YOU INANIMATE!!
Raoul and Erik: O_O *edge far, far away*
Raoul: ... >> You wanna go get a slushy?
Erik: =D Slushy?! Sure!
*They Leave Together*
Erik: ...what's a slushy?
Phans: gonk OH, DEAR LORD!! IT'S CLAUDE RAINS PHANTOM ALL OVER AGAIN!!
I... am so hyper at 5:45AM. XDDDDD And now I've got that song stuck in my head. Greaaat. *dies laughing* xd
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:06 pm
XD I blame the fact it wasn't even sunrise yet, and caffiene.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:14 pm
Christine: Wow Meg! Having a girl's only slumber party was a great idea! ^^
Meg: I know! Best of all no Opera Ghost.
Christine: Oh look more guests!
*enter two masculine-like girls one looking utterly fopish and one wearing a floral mask*
Meg: Welcome girlfriends ^^
Christine: eek I'm gonna kill them!
Raoul: *to erik* Why are we doing this again?
Erik: You were the one who said that you wanted to see Christine in her lingerine pajamas but were too fopish to spy on her.
Raoul: Oh ye-I NEVER SAID FOPISH! *starts a fight with Erik*
Erik: wait! we were in the presence of women *girly slap fight with Raoul*
Raoul: eeeeeee! I broke a nail crying
Erik: That's the spirit!
Raoul: No really! I broke a nail!
Erik: *sigh* Whyyyy am I here again? Oh yeah! To see Christine in little to nothing.
Christine: I'LL KILL THEM!
Meg and the girls: Hey...uuh...
Erik: Erika! ^^
Raoul: *still kind of crying from his broken nail* Raoul!
Erik and Christine: gonk
Raoul: er-ina! Raoulerina!
Meg and the girls: Cool! wanna do makeovers? ^^
Erik and Christine: eek
Erik:....so Christine.....How do you keep these nighties from chafing your thighs?
Christne: YOU ARE ALL TOTAL AND UTTER IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:57 pm
Kitsune Ookami Christine: Wow Meg! Having a girl's only slumber party was a great idea! ^^ Meg: I know! Best of all no Opera Ghost. Christine: Oh look more guests! *enter two masculine-like girls one looking utterly fopish and one wearing a floral mask* Meg: Welcome girlfriends ^^ Christine: eek I'm gonna kill them! Raoul: *to erik* Why are we doing this again? Erik: You were the one who said that you wanted to see Christine in her lingerine pajamas but were too fopish to spy on her. Raoul: Oh ye-I NEVER SAID FOPISH! *starts a fight with Erik* Erik: wait! we were in the presence of women *girly slap fight with Raoul* Raoul: eeeeeee! I broke a nail crying Erik: That's the spirit! Raoul: No really! I broke a nail! Erik: *sigh* Whyyyy am I here again? Oh yeah! To see Christine in little to nothing. Christine: I'LL KILL THEM! Meg and the girls: Hey...uuh... Erik: Erika! ^^ Raoul: *still kind of crying from his broken nail* Raoul! Erik and Christine: gonk Raoul: er-ina! Raoulerina! Meg and the girls: Cool! wanna do makeovers? ^^ Erik and Christine: eek Erik:....so Christine.....How do you keep these nighties from chafing your thighs? Christne: YOU ARE ALL TOTAL AND UTTER IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:03 am
Youko-chan I was listening to a song on the radio this morning, getting ready for school, and the following thing popped in my head:
*Random music in background*
Erik: :X Heaven ain't close in a place like this, I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this... *waves around to indicate lair*
Christine: ...I'm sorry you feel so damned. o_o;;;
Erik: Bring it back down, bring it back down toniiiiiight!
Christine: ...excuse me? O_o
Erik: :X Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight...
Christine: What? But... DDD: Isn't this considered part of the catacombs? Devoid of light?!
Erik: biggrin DD SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND...!
Christine: O_O WHAT?! HE DOES NOT!
Raoul: DDD: EXCUSE ME?!
Christine: *glances at Raoul* Okay, maybe a little.
Raoul: O___O HEY!
Erik: *continuing* That I had in February of last year...!
Christine: O_____O RAOUL! YOU LIED ABOUT NEVER BEING HERE BEFORE?! ... DDD: YOU'RE GAY?! ....WHO TOLD YOU ALL THIS, ERIK?!?!?!?
Persian: ... *shrugs* =D It's not confidential...
Erik: Him.
*Music stops uprubtly*
Christine: *eye twitches* SPY!! *attacks the Persian* THIS IS WHY ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER FREAKING MADE YOU INANIMATE!!
Raoul and Erik: O_O *edge far, far away*
Raoul: ... >> You wanna go get a slushy?
Erik: =D Slushy?! Sure!
*They Leave Together*
Erik: ...what's a slushy?
Phans: gonk OH, DEAR LORD!! IT'S CLAUDE RAINS PHANTOM ALL OVER AGAIN!!
I... am so hyper at 5:45AM. XDDDDD And now I've got that song stuck in my head. Greaaat. -gigglesnortlaughdie- xDDDDDD I was thinking about that song and I was like "OMG IT'S RAOUL." Hyper is good. Remember that. -nod-
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:51 pm
Erik: *prowling about* ninja *mission impossible theme* dun dun dun da na dun dun dun dun na...dun na na naaaaaa (etc.)
Nadir: What are you doing stare
Erik: *throws a stuffed toy at Nadir*
Nadir: Remind me again why I aggreed to watch over you in Persia scream
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:03 pm
Erik: *clutching monkey musical box to chest, eyes darting from left to right in a paranoid fashion*
Christine: Erik, why don't you put that thing down and sex me up?
Erik: No, my monkey. ninja
Christine: *growls, prying the music box away from him* now, SEX. ME. UP.
Erik: O_O MONKEY-KITTLES!! *tackles Christine, wrenching free the music box before skittering off in a corner with it* Mmmmyyy mooooonkey... *pet pet*
Christine: What the hell is wrong with you?
Erik: ..monkey?
Christine: NO, NOT MONKEY YOU DOLT! ME! Christine! Boobs!
Erik: ......monkey boobs?
Christine: I give up.
Monkey Music Box: *ching ching*
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:13 am
Utakan Erik: *clutching monkey musical box to chest, eyes darting from left to right in a paranoid fashion* Christine: Erik, why don't you put that thing down and sex me up? Erik: No, my monkey. ninja Christine: *growls, prying the music box away from him* now, SEX. ME. UP. Erik: O_O MONKEY-KITTLES!! *tackles Christine, wrenching free the music box before skittering off in a corner with it* Mmmmyyy mooooonkey... *pet pet* Christine: What the hell is wrong with you? Erik: ..monkey? Christine: NO, NOT MONKEY YOU DOLT! ME! Christine! Boobs! Erik: ......monkey boobs? Christine: I give up. Monkey Music Box: *ching ching*
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:16 pm
*Raoul's sitting on a couch as Erik sits not too far away in a recliner. Both are reading magazines, emersed in the contents each holds*
Raoul: Wow, this one's huge.
Erik: *glances up* What're you going on about?
Raoul: Come see. *points inside magazine*
Erik: *complies and sees what Raoul has been gawking at* sweet mother of Mercy! That is the biggest one I've ever seen!
Raoul: Isn't it, though?! ..I would just love to stroke it..
Erik: You can't stroke that kind of thing and not be considered weird!
Raoul: Oh yeah? I bet you stroke your own.
Erik: *flabbergasted* Even if I did, mine's bigger than yours would EVER be!
Raoul: Oh yeah?
Erik: Yeah!
*by this time Christine has walked in, totally puzzled at what they're talking about*
Christine: Um... guys, what are you talking about?
*both men ignore her*
Raoul: Alright! I challenge you, then!
Erik: Not in front of a lady. We'll take this out in the hall!
*both men exit, leaving Christine confused even more*
Christine: What the--
*both men come back in the room. Raoul looks defeated as Erik wears the smug look of triumph*
Raoul: Alright, alright, yours is bigger...
Erik: Told you.
Christine: Oh my God, that's sick! You two actually--
Erik: Compared sword lengths? Yes. It's perfectly natural.
Christine: But I thought--You said--but I-- ....I HATE YOU BOTH! *she storms off*
Both Men: Well what ELSE would we be comparing?
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 4:07 pm
ACK! You made me fall off my chair because I was laughing so hard!!!
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:12 pm
(( Christine, Erik and Raoul at Ikea))
Erik: -rides around on little ladybug rollie thing- Wheeeeee!!!!! =D
Raoul: -on other ladybug thing- =3! -zooms around- -stops next to Christine- Like my sweet ride, Lotte? ;3
Christine: o_O;
Erik: -zooms up- No! Mine is better! -shoves Raoul-
Raoul: -ladybug zooms out of control and there is a collision with that swedish furniture and a huge nuclear explosion occurs for some bizarre reason-
Everything: -BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!-
_______________________________
This was based on a true story.
xD;; Actually... -was riding on one of the ladybug things but slipped so she grabbed onto another one but fell and went flying yelling "OHMIGAWD!I'MDYING!" and people walked by giving her a "O________o;;;;" look-
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:30 pm
Erik: *hands behind his back* I've found a perfect way to make me hotter than ever!
Christine: Oh no not again....
Erik: *reveals giant shears taped to his hands* The ladies just wanna remove their clothes for misunderstood gentlemen with scissored hands!
Christine: I don't get it. Well, then neither did you dressing up like a pirate.
Erik: Silence woman! I'll be back for you right after I chop off Raoul's manhood!
Raoul: Sweet merciful crap! Not my manhood! I need it!
Christine: Not his manhood! I need it!
Erik: Fine then! I'm sure a lot of women will looooove me with these scissors!
Phans: WE LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT!
Erik: Yeah, but where's the challenge?
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:25 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:02 pm
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