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 Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:04 pm
Cait sith (singing): I wanna go home
leave this mog and join the show
but I can't because i'm fighting
against sephiroth.
Yuffie: WAKE UP YOU DUMB CAT!!! YOU ARE IN A SHOW!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:45 am
neomanga Cait sith (singing): I wanna go home leave this mog and join the show but I can't because i'm fighting against sephiroth. Yuffie: WAKE UP YOU DUMB CAT!!! YOU ARE IN A SHOW!!! Wow... Cait Sith singing Pink Floyd... and completely botching it... yeah, I can see him doing that... just to piss all of the Pink Floyd fans off...lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:06 am
Cait Sit: "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"
Cloud: "Every cat likes meow mix"
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:28 am
Cloud: *looks around himself while in the 7nth heaven* Barret...
Barret: what now cloud?
Cloud: why did you make the pinball table move?
Barret: oh what? that pinball table? I got bored.
Cloud: ...what? no reactors to blow up...or powerfull people to kill?
(my first post...yay!)
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:49 am
Aeris: Hmm... but this rod is more lightweight... this one has more materia slots... this one boosts my strength...
Cloud: Aeris?
Aeris: Yes?
Cloud: *deflects attack* Did you have to pick a weapon in BATTLE?
Aeris: Yes... Oooh, can I use YOUR weapons Yuffie??
Yuffie: *dead*
Aeris: Is that a yes?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:02 pm
*cloud looks at a sword in a store...* umm... well...this one looks cooler...but it's realy weak and it's expensive...Tifa?
Tifa: yes dear?
Cloud: can I borrow some money?
*2 hours later on the battlefield*
*clouds sword breaks*Cloud: I knew I shouldn't have sold all my swords...TIFA!!!!
Tifa: no, I'm not loaning you my gloves.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:58 pm
Now, here's a really silly one. It's stupid funny. No character would say this. Ever.
Pink donuts.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:58 pm
Pink Doughnuts...huh? eek
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:48 am
cloud: what is avalanche?
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:08 am
Tifa:Cloud...can I borrow your sword?
Cloud:not a chance.
Tifa: Barret...can I borrow your arm?
Barret:...
Tifa:...ok, no I guess...umm...Aeris-
Aeris:NO!!!!
Tifa: how am I supposed to fight?
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:47 am
*in the begining where cloud introduces him self*
Barret: by the way, im Barret, whats your name?
*menu screen appears with default name*
Cloud: Its Cloud...*hits a couple extra letters on accident*
Barret: Cloudia huh? wow, thats one girly name
Cloud: Cloudia? what? oh for the love of....i spelt my name wrong!
Barret: what ever you say....Cloudia.
*~*~*~*~*~
*cloud watching Martha Stewart*
Barret: Hey cloud! wanna go to a party?
Cloud: I dunno...Marthat Stewart IS about to show us how to make her Lazy boy fattening pie....
Barret: theres gonna be chicks there.
Cloud: but....Martha.....wait? chicks? Booyaka! im soo there,* hugs tv* im sorry martha, ill have to watch you later
*barret calls tifa*
Barret: hey Tita.... i mean Tifa, wanna go to party?
Tifa: i dunno, i have better things to do, *drools on a picture of cloud*
Barret: Cloud will be there
Tifa: im so there!
*barret calls vincent*
Barret: Hey vincent, wanna go to a party
Vincent: i do not like parties
Barret: uhh, Lucraicia will be there....
Vincent: Barret? Lucracia is dead. I will not go to this nonsence party either,
Barret: ugh fine, *hangs up phone* Nevermind guys! partys off....*holds up a picture of vincent* i only wanted seven minutes of heaven....*cloud runs back to the tv*
Cloud: OH thank god! i havnt missed anything!
*~*~*~~*~
okay guys i color coded it so it would be a bit easier, i hope you liked them
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:50 am
nakikurasu_69 *in the begining where cloud introduces him self* Barret: by the way, im Barret, whats your name?*menu screen appears with default name* Cloud: Its Cloud...*hits a couple extra letters on accident* Barret: Cloudia huh? wow, thats one girly nameCloud: Cloudia? what? oh for the love of....i spelt my name wrong!Barret: what ever you say....Cloudia.*~*~*~*~*~ *cloud watching Martha Stewart* Barret: Hey cloud! wanna go to a party?Cloud: I dunno...Marthat Stewart IS about to show us how to make her Lazy boy fattening pie....Barret: theres gonna be chicks there.Cloud: but....Martha.....wait? chicks? Booyaka! im soo there,* hugs tv* im sorry martha, ill have to watch you later*barret calls tifa* Barret: hey Tita.... i mean Tifa, wanna go to party?Tifa: i dunno, i have better things to do, *drools on a picture of cloud*Barret: Cloud will be thereTifa: im so there!*barret calls vincent* Barret: Hey vincent, wanna go to a partyVincent: i do not like partiesBarret: uhh, Lucraicia will be there....Vincent: Barret? Lucracia is dead. I will not go to this nonsence party either,Barret: ugh fine, *hangs up phone* Nevermind guys! partys off....*holds up a picture of vincent* i only wanted seven minutes of heaven.... *cloud runs back to the tv* Cloud: OH thank god! i havnt missed anything!*~*~*~~*~ okay guys i color coded it so it would be a bit easier, i hope you liked them
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:53 am
Cloud: Tifa we've known each other since we were kids and well, will you marry me?
Tifa: Are you retarded or something if you can't already tell me and Aeris are together!
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:55 am
Cloud: OUCH!!! HEY THAT HURT!
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*cloud and tifa are on a mission in the mountains*
Cloud:Tifa...I'm so glad I brought this sled! wanna go sledding?
Tifa:... ... ... ... ...of course!
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