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 Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:47 pm
Bladed Alchemist Granted, you get advanced computer programming instead. I wish that I had a 2.0 GHz 200GB 13-inch screen black Macbook that wasn't broken, damaged or stolen. Granted. However, you can't quite figure out what that smell is. I wish I had my credits for Algebra 1 and 2 so I could get out of the blasted "academic" class list once and for all. (Really, don't get me started on this. The whole system is pissing me off right now.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:30 pm
Granted, but all your other credits mysteriously disappear.
I wish I didn't have paint all over my floor.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:28 pm
cup_noodles Granted, but all your other credits mysteriously disappear.
I wish I didn't have paint all over my floor. Granted. It's not paint. You really, really don't want to know what that is. I wish for more creative wishes and answers.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:33 pm
Granted, but all the cruel, tirturing answers come true and soon, havoc reaches out to all the atheists that participated in this forum and theists start taking it as a sign that God is punishing us and start forming a new world order where atheists are the slaves and rats of the social pyramid. How's that for a creative answer?
I wish I wasn't so hyper and evil.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:24 am
russiangal367 Granted, but all the cruel, tirturing answers come true and soon, havoc reaches out to all the atheists that participated in this forum and theists start taking it as a sign that God is punishing us and start forming a new world order where atheists are the slaves and rats of the social pyramid. How's that for a creative answer? I wish I wasn't so hyper and evil. Granted. But you too fall victim to the truth-in-wishes. Before long, you find yourself a lone being in the middle of the new order, none able to guess your origins, made to be the savior of us all when the time does come. I wish. Period.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:02 am
Error. Wish not established. Granting process halted. Proceeding to theorize what could one wish for. Wish search found:
32010129591203984712521841259124209852197842190348759087 number of wishes that could be granted. Please choose one.
I wish math wasn't like religion. (i'm open to all possibilities, but just like religious dogma: 2+2=4 just because... so what would it take for 2+2 to equal 7?)
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:37 am
Granted, but the entire system of math breaks own and causes world havoc!
I wish that my software didn't randomly crash and have me try and reprogram it every five minutes!
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:55 am
Granted. Your software now crashes and there's no way to reprogram it, thus making you spend more money/time buying/downloading it.
I wish i would find a job that requires no talking or extenuating use of the spoken english language*. (damn the gods for giving me an extremely hard to understand accent! fock zem!)
*if you plan to corrupt this, have in mind that i have NO problem with heavy labor kind of things. cool
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:28 pm
Granted, now you find a job that requires extenuating use of the spoken German and French language.
I wish my social studies class didn't require for me to write a paper supporting Bush.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:36 pm
russiangal367 Granted, now you find a job that requires extenuating use of the spoken German and French language. I wish my social studies class didn't require for me to write a paper supporting Bush. Granted. However, now you must write a paper supporting Fred Phelps.
I wish I didn't forget all my Algerbra during the Summer.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:09 pm
Granted, albeit you forget everything else of vital importance.
I wish that the Americans didn't open fire upon the Iranian consulate in Iran.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:17 pm
Granted. Instead we open fire against all those who opposed. Damn... guess that means I die too....
I wish there were mood booster pills.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:37 pm
Granted...There already are...
I wish I was more motivated.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:44 pm
Granted, but you get so motivated that you spend the rest of your life trying to make the perfect piece of popcorn, and die trying.
I wish that I would work harder on my homework... (I really should, even though I'm an A average student...)
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:57 pm
Granted. You work so hard on your work, that you never see the light of day again. Your work is brought to you, along with your food. You become the human fat blob!
I wish that my boyfriend would keep his promise.
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