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 Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:11 pm
Left.
If guns kill people, can I blame spelling mistakes on my pencil?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:14 pm
Naw. Blame your parents, like everyone else.
How many packs of pickled peppers can you pick?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:14 pm
none. You pick "pecks" of pickled peppers.
Why don't bees hum?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:16 pm
Because if they did, all the pollen would fall out of their mouths.
How come they have Sporks but not Knife-Spoons?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:16 pm
Knives kill people. Just like prostitutes.
Why does gravity exist?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:19 pm
so we can have enough milk to go around.
Why is this thread so addicting?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:20 pm
Because we need to keep ourselves occupied.
Why do I like the Gorillaz so much?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:24 pm
Becuase you'd like to be furry yourself.
Why isn't it tomorrow today?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:25 pm
Because if it were, we'd be immortal.
What does blue taste like?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:33 pm
Sodee-pop.
What really is over the rainbow?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:34 pm
Ice Nine.
If the end of the world were tomorrow, woudln't that mean it would never be today?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:38 pm
Yes. Today would go away and become a pimple on the devil's butt.
What's wrong with John Kerry?
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:40 pm
He wore emo pants once.
Why does coke taste like good?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:11 am
Because Hitler died.
Why did my English teacher say dental floss and abortion -officially- in the same sentence?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:00 am
A: Usually babies don't have teeth so I don't think he knew what he was talking about.
Q: Why don't people ever learn to breathe through their mouth if their nose is whistling?
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