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 Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:24 am
granted...
but the giant ants in your bedroom decided the paper they were printed on was yummy and ate them all
I wish I had tickets to the Janet Jackson concert on October 4
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:00 pm
Granted but an algae monster attacked you on the way to the concert and its acidic ooze destroyed the tickets.
I wish I had a bullet belt.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:51 am
Granted  but the leather was old... it cracked and the bullets all fell out and exploded at your feet. I wish I had red shoes with stiletto high heels
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:07 pm
granted but they attract bull dogs,and BULLS and you trip everytime you try to run.
I wish I had a boyfriend :3 xD
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:48 pm
Granted but he wants nothing to do with you. I wish I wasn't away at college.
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:44 pm
You're in jail instead.
I wish for a slap fight.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:18 am
Granted. But you're injured badly and end up in the hospital in traction.
I wish I had a lifetime free pass to the nearby movie theater.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:29 am
granted.
but the cinema closes down next week.
I wish I had sweet sweet coffee
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:38 am
Granted.
But ants are attracted to the sweetness and are crawling all over the cup and in the coffee.
I wish I had a digital camera.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:32 pm
Zarabeth15 Granted. But ants are attracted to the sweetness and are crawling all over the cup and in the coffee. I wish I had a digital camera.
I wish I had a heart.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:57 am
fantasynerd And thou shalt have a digital camera. But everything you take a picture of is so ugly, it breaks the camera every time.
I wish I had a heart. Granted... you now have a heart.... But life's disappointments makes that a heart yearning with unfulfilled longings. I wish I had a maid to clean my room.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:30 pm
granted, you have a maid but she's clumsy and blows up your house.
I wish for a garden.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:59 pm
granted, but no plants can live in it and its infested with poisonous spiders!
I wish I had relief from this heat crying
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:22 am
granted but now your frozen in ice and you have frost bite.
I wish I could go shopping.
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:19 pm
Granted. But the only place you are allowed to shop is Walmart~~~
I wish I could go to the World Cup
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