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Koras was happily humming to the egg, the egg humming right back as he did so.
Cadaver immediately froze mid-step as he processed the nonchalant statement... and then his eyes promptly rolled into the back of his head as he slumped to the ground out of shock.
Simon chuckled in amusement at the Ghost-type specialist's reaction before turning to the others even as Chimera grabbed a nearby stick and started poking Cadaver with it. "I suggest we go to the Pokémon Center and get settled in; then Koras and Lilian can have their Gym Battles," he suggested.

Koras smiled happily as he led Lilian to their bed before placing the egg down and pulling her into his lap, wanting to spend time with her.
Cadaver eventually came to, blinking several times as he regained his bearings. Eventually, however, he glanced over at Nami. "So... we're gonna be parents, huh?" His dazed, but somewhat excited tone tone indicated that while he was definitely looking forward to it, he was still a little in shock.
Simon was sitting on his own bed and pulled Sakano into his lap to kiss her, sort of like what Koras was doing.
The Pokémon, meanwhile, were getting introductions out of the way, which involved Simon's Cubone Skull watching Lilian's Cubone Sane with interest, a tense standoff between Scales and Hurricane, and Hellion repeatedly poking a rather annoyed-looking Excedrin.

Scales growled before abruptly unleashing a surprisingly powerful Dragonbreath attack right in Hurricane's face, obviously not a big fan of being ignored.
Koras immediately ended up sprawled all over Lilian on the bed when Hellion followed his mother's example, the two happily playing their little game.
Cadaver simply quirked an eyebrow, starting to calm down now that the initial shock had worn off. "If you try that, I can easily mention how you were literally begging me to screw you earlier," he pointed out with a small smirk right back.
Simon smiled as the two of them kept making out, oblivious to the chaos the Pokémon were getting into around him (he was so used to chaos that he tended to treat it as background noise).

(Sure! Just give me the top 3-5 Pokémon you'd like me to be, I'll tell you the Pokémon I'd like you to be, and we can start! ...Or were you thinking a PG-rated version, in which case you just choose your Pokémon and I'll make sure my Pokémon's from the same egg group?)

Scales growled, only for him and Hurricane to abruptly be electrocuted by a Discharge from an annoyed Excedrin, who was getting rather quickly irritated by Scales's attempts to intimidate the Gyarados. He then gave the two a glare indicating that it would be in their best interests to get along, lest the electricity-manipulating Golduck start getting angry.
Koras gave his girlfriend an apologetic look, wincing slightly as he sat back up and pulled her into his lap again, checking her for injuries.
"Touché," Cadaver reluctantly conceded, ignoring Simon and Sakano making out on their bed and Chimera hanging from the ceiling.

(Well, I'd have to say Gardevoir, Lopunny, Mawile, Froslass, or Bellossom.)

Excedrin simply rolled his eyes and pointed out that while Scales was the one at fault, Hurricane completely ignoring the Dragon-type probably wasn't helping either (especially with the yawning, which Scales had mistaken for mockery), that it probably would've been better for the Gyarados to just tell the other Pokémon he wasn't interested in seeing who the stronger one was, and with a little comment at the end that indicated that Excedrin found it safer to just shock both sides of the argument, whether there was an innocent party or not. The Golduck also pointed out (with a rather amused smirk) that eating something that could generate large amounts of electricity probably wasn't the best idea.
Scales just glared at his teammate for a moment before going into the corner to sulk, knowing that any attempts to exact revenge on Excedrin would just end with his a** getting kicked.
Koras immediately began examining where she was rubbing, currently in overprotective boyfriend mode.
Needless to say, Cadaver immediately got a large, somewhat goofy smile on his face at the reminder that he was going to be a dad.

(Mismagius, Lilligant, or Nidoqueen. If you don't want to be any of those, feel free to pick on your own.)

Excedrin just gave him a deadpan look, calling his bluff; a Gyarados was Water/Flying-type - that meant a double weakness to Electric-type attacks, which would only get worse if Hurricane got electrocuted from the inside out. With that, Excedrin turned and went back to what he'd been doing.
Koras nodded to himself before immediately grabbing the first-aid kit and trying to tend to his girlfriend's "wound".
Cadaver smiled back softly before going to sleep next to her.

Simon smiled softly before gently laying Sakano down on the bed, laying down next to her with a smile on his face and quickly falling asleep as well.
Koras smiled shyly to her and got in next to her, obviously enjoying the close contact with his beloved Lilian.
Hellion happily cuddled his toy as he went to sleep, Kitsune cuddling Sweets as he did the same.

(Should we do that Team-Rocket-captures-the-girls idea we discussed earlier now?)

(Gotcha. On a side note, I recently came up for ideas for Groundon, Tornadus and Raikou hybrids - the Groudon and Tornadus are trainers, the Raikou's only got the one partner Pokémon.)

The next morning, the guys awoke in very awkward positions. Simon awoke to find Sakano's crotch in his face and her face pressed against his own (thankfully fully clothed) crotch, Koras awoke to find his head on Lilian's breast and her hand dangerously close to his crotch, and Cadaver woke up to find Nami's front pressing against his in a very arousing manner.
Chimera just grinned in amusement from where he was hanging from the ceiling (again).