Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
Darth Monkey
1.Im 13 years old and i still like cartoons
2.im damn near obsessed with SLIPKNOT
3.I got dumped because i was stupid
4.Im broke
5.I memorize songs and sing in my head all the time
I can think of more just give me time
6.My emo haircut
7.I loooooooooooooove PREDATOR
8.Im secretly in love with a member on Gaia
9.I get grounded WAAAAY to easily
10.I scratched emo words into my arms once
11.I get bored easily
12.Im hyperactive because I can be
13.one time I was so lazy I got grounded for the whole ******** summer
14.I need to clean up my sides
15.My room looks like a war zone
16.I hang out with skater punks even though im classified as a rocker
17.I twitch in my sleep....
18.I have dreams about random girls that I know ( both real life and online )
19.When not dreaming about girls I have LOTS AND LOTS OF NIGHTMARES
gonk 20.I sleep up to 4 times a day ( record is 7 )
21.Iv been called a whore even though im a dude.
22.I have to include the word "********" in ever sentence I say.
23.I always fall asleep when I hear Slipknot playing REALLY loud
24.Im failing 2 easy classes
25.I have various nicknames in my family
26.I tell girls I love them just so I can get money out of them
27.did I mention iv been called a whore?
23.I grew out my hair just so I could use a quote from family guy on one of myspace pictures
24.I qoute the evil characters from video games and movies...and imitate their voices
such as the Theron Sentinels "diiieeeee ssssapien"
and the Witch King of Angmars "send forth all legions...do not stop until the city is taken...slay them all
25.I have a Sage like knowledge on Lord of The Rings....
seriously I know everything there is to know and wwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more
26.I enjoy quoting Dr. Rockso the rock'N'roll clown..............I do cocaine
27.I almost fought a clown on my Baby cousins 1st. Birthday
28.For some reason and i have no idea why, homicidal clown killers i.e Sweet Tooth, Joker, and Pennywise dont scare me...but regular happy clowns do such as ronald macdonald
29.I watch the final battle from the Lord of The Rings: the Two Towers everyday when I come home from school...on full blast
30.I will refuse to eat certain breakfast dishes...if there is no ketchup....no lie
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