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 Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:27 am
I told you the old lady was a national treasure and her hair was priceless.
I'm calling from jail because I tripped on a rock.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:00 pm
I told you to watch your step, that poor rock cried off his poor little eyes!
I'm calling from jail because I hid in a kangaroo's pouch!
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:22 am
Cute little tiger in a cupcake says :" I told you it was better to hide in a lion's den!!
I'm calling from jail because I killed Justin Bieber. "
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:04 am
Then U should be rewarded not in jail.
I'm calling from jail cuz I got caught riding on the back of a tiger.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:42 am
Lmao to the posts above. I told you cheetahs were faster!
I'm calling from jail because I don't have a Get Out of Jail Free card.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:00 pm
I told you to quit rolling doubles in Monopoly.
I'm calling from jail because I finally killed my boyfriend, to be fair he's been mouthy all day. lol
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:30 pm
*Cell Block Tango chorus plays*
I'm calling from jail bc the chief of the fashion police doesnt like me
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:03 am
I love Chicago. XD
I told you to quit sagging your pants in public.
I'm calling from jail because I stole the neighbors Mercedes.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:17 pm
Not that neighbor's Mercedes! I told you to steal your opposite neighbor's Mercedes!
I'm calling from Jail because I was running too fast.
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:45 pm
Unless you're Sonic the Hedgehog, running from the police will earn you a bad time.
I'm calling from jail because I got caught stealing tons books from Walmart.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:42 am
I am calling from jail because I ran over the crossing guard
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:31 pm
I told you we shouldn't street race in a school zone! //facepalm
I'm calling from jail because I shot a pigeon at the park. :'x
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:53 am
I told you not to get mad because they poop on your head..
I'm calling from jail because I killed a panda for being cute..
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:16 am
I told U 2 kill a deer so we could eat it, not a panda 4 being cute...
I'm calling from jail bc I ran over protesters while I was driving an ambulance
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:58 pm
I told you to run over kiddieees, you don't get enough points for protesters!
I'm calling from jail because I stole 17 1959 chevy pick-up trucks and parked them all in my driveway and around the house...
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