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 Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:20 pm
Fortunately, the solitary room is made of jell-o and I can eat my way out
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:51 pm
Special_Girl Unfortunately, you are now known as "Rocco's pretty little b***h" and Rocco is not known for being gentle. xp [omfg, You make me laugh! ;D Unfortunately, The Jello is poisoned
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:54 pm
Fortunately, I have the antidote
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:55 pm
Unfortunately, the jello has been made with hydrocholoric acid, rendering it extremely acidic.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:06 pm
Fortunately I am a god, thus not being able to die, thus! The acid shoudn't hurt me.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:59 pm
Unfortunately, Satan intervened and made you mortal. He then forced you to watch a 20 hour video showing nothing but people torturing kittens!
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:03 pm
Fortunately, you were smitten by God, so that you didn't have to watch it
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:55 pm
Unfortunately, God was angry that you had taken his place early, so he decided to send you back to Satan.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:49 pm
Fortunalty Satan was busy shoving pinapples up Hitler's bum.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:06 pm
Unfortunatly,
Satan noticed you and decided to shove bananas up your bum...
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:37 pm
Fortunately, you enjoy that because you are kinky. wink
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:06 pm
Unfortunately, you get a nasty bum infection.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:40 pm
Fortunately, Satan is afraid of catching your infection, so he lets you go.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:42 pm
Unfortunately, Satan died from malaria after he let's you go.
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:58 pm
Fortunately, nobody liked him anyways.
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