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 Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:46 pm
because the clouds are in the sky.
why hasn't she called me yet?
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:18 pm
Because she is tied up in my closet.
Why are knives sharp?
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:45 pm
Because my parents expect too much of me.
What have I done to deserve this?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:56 pm
You were born alive.
Why do paper cuts hurt?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:10 pm
b/c the internet exists.
why am i hurting so much?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:13 pm
Because you fell off a roof.
Why do boats sink?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:19 pm
Because your making fun of me. Seriously.
Why can't i breathe?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:30 pm
Because plastic bags are not head gear.
Why is so much junk mail mailed?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:36 pm
Because I'm the one sending it.
Why aren't there more musicians in the world?
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:56 am
because the grunnies sold them to the martians.
why was disco invented?
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:28 pm
so people who couldn't dance could dance.
when will her computer be fixed?
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:58 pm
When it goes to the vet.
Why do cats go "Meow" and not "Moo"?
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:32 pm
Because they visited Dr. Feelgood.
Who's the cult of personality?
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:54 pm
my gangsta friends.
why does my mom keep breaking my headphones?
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:03 pm
Because 2+2=22
Why do I feel like I'm not accepted anywhere I go?
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