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 Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:37 am
ron: my favourite pet is spiders
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:00 pm
Hagrid in a sing-songy voice: "Follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies."
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:46 am
Hagrid: Does this beard make me look fat?
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:21 pm
*Neville Longbottom clutches his toad to his chest as he strolls to the top of a beautiful green hill near a lake with lots of trees and plants, a place untouched by human hands. Upon reaching the top of the hill, he kneels down and gently places the toad in the grass.*
Neville: Go on trevor! Your free!!!
Trevor: *Not moving an inch gives a big hearty croak*
Neville:Well go on, GET!
Trevor: *Blinks and hops into Neville's hands*
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:42 am
awww... it's like some sort of amphibious scene from Cheetah.
Aberforth: "Hi, I'm Aberforth Dumbledore"
group: "Hello, Aberforth."
Aberforth: "And I'm...I'm....afraid... of.... of....goats" *sobs*
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:05 pm
Grawp in slacks, shirt tucked in, discussing the rights of magical creatures with Hermione in nice civil discussion.
Hermione: The problem with house elves is that they have been brain washed to please the wizards agenda, and i just can't seem to get them to believe that they have rights too.... what should i do Grawp?
Grawp: :::pushing up his glasses::: Well, the problem is that their treatment goes back centuries, you must be careful in your plea for the rights of creatures, you must be careful of wizard arrogance, most magical creatures do not want the life wizards have created.... I mean most aren't nearly as civilized as me...
okay... just imagining it is funny.. somehow i have the idea of hermione bewitching a table and her chair to float up to grawps level so they can have a conversation.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:41 pm
Hagrid: "I hate yee, Grawp!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:55 pm
Kreacher: Mistress was the worst mistress ever. Her son though, he was quite dashing. PItty he didn't take me with him when he ran away.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:16 pm
Hermione: Screw the House Elves.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:19 pm
DARK LORD SEEKING DARK LADY
I'm a power-hungry magical male seeking a clairvoyant diabolical female. Someone who will enjoy taking nice long walks through the graveyard with me. I'm an older man, but fresh from my reawakening I’ve got a charming look with a venomous flair. My hobbies include dueling, torturing, and conquering death one muggle at a time. I'd like for my mystical lady to have similar interests to my own, naturally. Someone who isn't the jealous type, and who will get along with Nagini. I need someone who will take it slow with me, as it's my first time playing the game of love and I'm a man who doesn't have a whole lot of soul to go around...
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:44 pm
Harry: "Oh Voldie, I'd never hurt you! Let's DANCE!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:25 pm
Albus Dumbledore sad while sipping tea out of a mug that say Dark Lord Is #1) "So Voldemort, how are your new Death Eater recruits coming around?"
Voldemort sad while sipping tea out of a goblet that says The Phoenix Will Rise Again) "Oh you know how it is, these new guys are scared down to their socks to get the job done right. I mean, how hard is it to curse a member of your own family?"
Dumbledore:*sigh* "That's a shame, I was really looking forward to seeing some promising Death Eaters, but my Order is doing no better."
Voldemort: "Looks like our final battle will just have to be postponed until we kind find some worth while pawns.
Dumbledore: "I guess your right." (He raises his mug to Voldemort's goblet) "To the future demise of us both."
Voldemort: "To the demise of us both." (They drain their drinks and shake hands.)
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:43 am
Kisaki Kitsune-Hi Albus Dumbledore sad while sipping tea out of a mug that say Dark Lord Is #1) "So Voldemort, how are your new Death Eater recruits coming around?"
Voldemort sad while sipping tea out of a goblet that says The Phoenix Will Rise Again) "Oh you know how it is, these new guys are scared down to their socks to get the job done right. I mean, how hard is it to curse a member of your own family?"
Dumbledore:*sigh* "That's a shame, I was really looking forward to seeing some promising Death Eaters, but my Order is doing no better."
Voldemort: "Looks like our final battle will just have to be postponed until we kind find some worth while pawns.
Dumbledore: "I guess your right." (He raises his mug to Voldemort's goblet) "To the future demise of us both."
Voldemort: "To the demise of us both." (They drain their drinks and shake hands.) xd **Snorts and then bursts out laughing** blaugh
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
crying *wipes away tears of laughter*
Oh man... .... *laughs breathlessly* that was-*snort*- really *breathless laugh again* funny!!!!
lol
Love it!
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:13 pm
vivacious_red Kisaki Kitsune-Hi Albus Dumbledore sad while sipping tea out of a mug that say Dark Lord Is #1) "So Voldemort, how are your new Death Eater recruits coming around?"
Voldemort sad while sipping tea out of a goblet that says The Phoenix Will Rise Again) "Oh you know how it is, these new guys are scared down to their socks to get the job done right. I mean, how hard is it to curse a member of your own family?"
Dumbledore:*sigh* "That's a shame, I was really looking forward to seeing some promising Death Eaters, but my Order is doing no better."
Voldemort: "Looks like our final battle will just have to be postponed until we kind find some worth while pawns.
Dumbledore: "I guess your right." (He raises his mug to Voldemort's goblet) "To the future demise of us both."
Voldemort: "To the demise of us both." (They drain their drinks and shake hands.) xd **Snorts and then bursts out laughing** blaugh
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
crying *wipes away tears of laughter*
Oh man... .... *laughs breathlessly* that was-*snort*- really *breathless laugh again* funny!!!!
lol
Love it!
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:57 pm
Lupin: "I like to move it move it! You like to, MOVE IT!"
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