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 Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:47 pm
 "Who the hell hired this man as a gunner?" "I did sir, he's my cousin!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:50 pm
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major a*****e: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a*****e sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. a*****e, Major a*****e!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a*****e too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip a*****e!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:35 pm
The video was friggin' hilarious. xd Does he not know the meaning of the word, "blank?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:21 pm
The video was friggin' hilarious. xd Does he not know the meaning of the word, "blank?" He responded to my response. Apparently when I corrected his or her stupidity she/he resorted to calling me a "typical stupid american" hurr durr!!!!!111!1one!!~~ sadface.jpg So something like this happened; 
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:57 pm
Lulz.The .50 calibur exerts enough force to propel its target. You don't need to aim a shotgun! Bullets bounce around inside the skull.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:16 pm
Shrantic Lulz.The .50 calibur exerts enough force to propel its target. You don't need to aim a shotgun! Bullets bounce around inside the skull. I love how she thinks a .50 calibre will bounce off the skull and that a single shotgun pellet that enters the brain will magically bounce around, causing massive damage.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:30 pm
Variola Major Shrantic Lulz.The .50 calibur exerts enough force to propel its target. You don't need to aim a shotgun! Bullets bounce around inside the skull. I love how she thinks a .50 calibre will bounce off the skull and that a single shotgun pellet that enters the brain will magically bounce around, causing massive damage. It's absurd. Even if that DID happen, who gives a flying ********? They got shot in the HEAD. They are DEAD.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:41 pm
Shrantic Variola Major Shrantic Lulz.The .50 calibur exerts enough force to propel its target. You don't need to aim a shotgun! Bullets bounce around inside the skull. I love how she thinks a .50 calibre will bounce off the skull and that a single shotgun pellet that enters the brain will magically bounce around, causing massive damage. It's absurd. Even if that DID happen, who gives a flying ********? They got shot in the HEAD. They are DEAD. I dunno what a shotgun will do, but a .50 cal is blowing a hole right through your head, if not totally shredding it. Sure, dead is dead, but it's not happening way Ms. I AM SO SMRT describes it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:53 pm
I love it when people refer to a bullet's calibur. Come on, there's only ONE place that spells caliber with a U, and that's NAMCO.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:43 pm
Fresnel I love it when people refer to a bullet's calibur. Come on, there's only ONE place that spells caliber with a U, and that's NAMCO. A while back a local news reporter went and shot off something stupid and said, "12 gauge caliber shotgun." I never heard anyone call it that before.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:48 am
OberFeldwebel Fresnel I love it when people refer to a bullet's calibur. Come on, there's only ONE place that spells caliber with a U, and that's NAMCO. A while back a local news reporter went and shot off something stupid and said, "12 gauge caliber shotgun." I never heard anyone call it that before. Most ******** up one I've ever heard of was a "9mm shotgun". Thought it was bullshit for a long-a** time, then I found ammo for one. Fiocchi makes it. 9mm Flobert, a rimmed round. Apparently it's made for suburban pest control; they're called "garden guns".
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:29 am
Bones, for their depiction of, and I quote, a ".22 caliber Ruger Mk. III". 
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:16 pm
Fresnel Bones, for their depiction of, and I quote, a ".22 caliber Ruger Mk. III". LOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLolol With that aside, let me guess, they used some kind of hi tech CLP on steroids new age cleaner to remove all the rust and get an accurate ballistics test out of it.
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