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 Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:58 pm
((oh but he will care))
"Speaking of sexual endurance.." Billy starts. "I slept with Risa last night, and now she seems to think I'm her boyfriend. I don't do relationships, and I tried telling her that, and I told her that before we did anything. Advice? What should I do?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Corri should really be used to his twin blurting out things by now, "I don't know? How am I supposed to know, it's not like I've ever been in a situation like that? She'll get the hint eventually if you don't... encourage her on or sleep with here again, I guess."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:02 pm
"Argh." Billy says. "She's just so clingy, and gross. What does she want with a guy like me anyway? She'll all preppy and I'm a dirty gutter punk."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:04 pm
"She probably doesn't want to have slept with you for no reason... and is actually stupid enough to not get it despite your reputation and the fact that you told her as much." Before sitting down to eat his food, he takes out the cupcakes so they can cool for when they're done eating.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:07 pm
"You really did make cupcakes..." he says. "But she liked me before, she told me. Then I told her that I don't date and she said maybe we could do something else *wink* and that she understood." he comlains. "Man, girls are so annoying. I should just stick to guys from now on."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:09 pm
"I told you I was making cupcakes! Cuz I wanted to... kind of celebrate you going off drugs. Billy, really, I don't need to know about your sex life." Corri starts eating his supper.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:11 pm
"Yeah, and Rave will tell me all about yours, I can guarantee." he smirks. "'Cor did this last night and it was sooooo good. Then, he let me do this, then...'" Billy mocks Rave.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:14 pm
"And then you can be as disturbed as I am now." Corri replies, not knowing that Billy likes him.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:15 pm
"Jealous is more like it..." Billy says, without totally realizing he's said it. Then he does realize and has to cover it up. "I mean, you getting action all the time and me left alllllll alone."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:17 pm
"Which is just the opposite of the entire rest of our lives. Plus you get laid pretty much any time you want to. I don't see why you'd have reason to be jealous of me for that."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:19 pm
"I do not get laid anytime I want." Billy protests. "Not even close, because if I did, I'd be getting laid right now." By you Billy thinks. He's far past the stage where he thought that these feelings toward Corri are wrong. He can't help it anymore, and he can't make it go away...
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:22 pm
It's so totally a good thing he didn't slip and say that one outloud. Corri rolls his eyes a bit, "I feel loved. You'd rather be getting laid than eating the supper and cupcakes I made you and watching Edward Scissorhands with me."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:25 pm
"Ok fine." Billy says. "I'd rather be getting laid after all that stuff." he adds. "Because I love my little brother more than any other person in the world."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:26 pm
Corri laughs, and takes his empty place over to the sink, then brings some cupcakes back to the table, "That's definitely cupcake worthy."
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:27 pm
Billy grins. "I love cupcakes!" he says. "I need to quit drugs more often."
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