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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:37 pm
And I won't make a good aunt? I feel so sad now.... stare
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:45 pm
This was too funny...I have to put it up, I hope no one thinks it's indecent, cause I think it's just meant for humour...most 13-yr olds know what an orgasm is right?! o.O
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. lucky pig. Can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue (Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing...................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.
I'm still thinking about that pig..........
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:47 pm
RainyAkuma And I won't make a good aunt? I feel so sad now.... stare It's not that. You could be too, but Aino mentioned it the one time and we both thought it was a neat idea. If you want, you could be their godmother or something... 3nodding ((Is that email too long? I thought it was really funny blaugh )) Yes, you Aino... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:53 pm
I was cracking up..... xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:01 pm
Not saying! I refuse to!!!! xd xp *murmurs nasty things on Aino's ear*
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:02 pm
RainyAkuma Not saying! I refuse to!!!! xd xp *murmurs nasty things on Aino's ear* Eh?? What is it??? ' x ' -( ? )
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:03 pm
aino10shi RainyAkuma Not saying! I refuse to!!!! xd xp *murmurs nasty things on Aino's ear* Eh?? What is it??? ' x ' -( ? ) when a boy... or a sex organ... suddenly sprout... want me to continue? twisted
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:04 pm
RainyAkuma aino10shi RainyAkuma Not saying! I refuse to!!!! xd xp *murmurs nasty things on Aino's ear* Eh?? What is it??? ' x ' -( ? ) when a boy... or a sex organ... suddenly sprout... want me to continue? twisted ' x ' -( ? ) I still dont get it
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:07 pm
aino10shi RainyAkuma aino10shi RainyAkuma Not saying! I refuse to!!!! xd xp *murmurs nasty things on Aino's ear* Eh?? What is it??? ' x ' -( ? ) when a boy... or a sex organ... suddenly sprout... want me to continue? twisted ' x ' -( ? ) I still dont get it okay... An orgasm is the nescesary thing for you to be created, or for babies to be... frmed...
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:07 pm
RainyAkuma aino10shi RainyAkuma aino10shi RainyAkuma Not saying! I refuse to!!!! xd xp *murmurs nasty things on Aino's ear* Eh?? What is it??? ' x ' -( ? ) when a boy... or a sex organ... suddenly sprout... want me to continue? twisted ' x ' -( ? ) I still dont get it okay... An orgasm is the nescesary thing for you to be created, or for babies to be... frmed... so...whats so great about that??? ' x '
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:12 pm
it's utter pleasure to Sex maniacs. But since I never had sex, you can ask Blukatt 3nodding xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:13 pm
RainyAkuma it's utter pleasure to Sex maniacs. But since I never had sex, you can ask Blukatt 3nodding xd he had sex??? ' x '
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:18 pm
aino10shi RainyAkuma it's utter pleasure to Sex maniacs. But since I never had sex, you can ask Blukatt 3nodding xd he had sex??? ' x ' I guess he had since he is a man... sweatdrop
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