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 Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:10 pm
"Quit crying... It couldn't possibly be that bad." He tilted the chair back up, and got off the floor. "We'll just clean up a bit, and act nicer than usual, and everything will be fine."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:20 pm
Arch looked down at Ruby.
"Usualeh ihts the gahs who're 'umpin' lehgs..."
Arch chuckled at Chris' statement.
"Hehlls ta that. Ahmma ahctin ahs ah normalleh do."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:23 pm
"Allright... You do that... But you know what they say." He started putting some stuff away. "Hell hath no fury like a pissed off old lady."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:27 pm
Ruby looked up confused, "guys have been humping your legs?" She then got distracted by the matter at hand. "Neither of you understand, she doesn't know about my tatoo...she doesn't know that the men live in the same building, She doesn't know that I don't wear that pink superhero costume that she hand made...with pink sequins!" Ruby went limp on the ground, "Goodbye sweet world...goodbye!"
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QuickAsYouThink... but x2
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:31 pm
"It'll all work ou" He was cut off by his own laughter, imagining Ruby in the supersuit.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:41 pm
Ruby looked up at Chris, "Don't laugh....it's not funny, but you really think it will?" She pulled off the ground. Then sat back down, "I have to clean this place in five hours, and take out my extra piercings, and clean my room, and......I'm going to DIE!!!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:58 pm
Ruby_Rain Ruby looked up at Chris, "Don't laugh....it's not funny, but you really think it will?" She pulled off the ground. Then sat back down, "I have to clean this place in five hours, and take out my extra piercings, and clean my room, and......I'm going to DIE!!!" Arch stands up, cracking his knuckles. "Donna worreh, Ruby. Ahl woo yer granneh with mah unendin' charm. She'll beh too buseh fawnihn o'er meh ta harahs yeh."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:02 pm
"You want an 80 year old woman hittin on you?" Ruby raised an eyebrow, then shrugged, "well I guess it wouldn't bother you...since you did say guys hump your legs too." Ruby shook her head..."I didn't know you slid that way Arch."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:03 pm
"This HQ is awfully big to clean in 5 hours... Even with superpowers... I don't think we're gonna pull it off."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:06 pm
Ruby_Rain "You want an 80 year old woman hittin on you?" Ruby raised an eyebrow, then shrugged, "well I guess it wouldn't bother you...since you did say guys hump your legs too." Ruby shook her head..."I didn't know you slid that way Arch." "Ha ha, funneh. Ain't yeh a raght joy." Arch said, shaking his leg slightly. "Ahmma trahin' tah 'elp yeh awht, bhut yer mahkin fhun of meh."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:13 pm
"I'd never even dream of it, Arch," Ruby glanced at Chris, "You're serious, it can't be done? Not in five hours, but we don't even have five hours anymore, only 4, and fourty-five minutes. I swear she's gonna kill me." Ruby started putting things back in cupboards, and stuffing dishes into the sink.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:21 pm
"Unless one of us has superspeed, I doubt it." He smiled as he sat back in the kitchen chair and did nothing.
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QuickAsYouThink... but x2
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:22 pm
Ruby squeeked, "Superspeed? none of us have superspeed, Gran's going to think we all live like pigs in the mudhole....hell, Gran's gonna know we live like pigs in a mudhole."
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:43 pm
"Well, I know a guy with superspeed... And for the right price, he'll be over here and clean this whole place in 2 hours." He leaned back and continued to do absolutely nothing.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:46 pm
Ruby_Rain Ruby squeeked, "Superspeed? none of us have superspeed, Gran's going to think we all live like pigs in the mudhole....hell, Gran's gonna know we live like pigs in a mudhole." "Bhut weh ahl do lihve ihn a muhd hole..." Arch said as he finished off the beer, tossing it at the trash can and missing as the bottle went rolling around. "Hehls, she's strongleh religious, bein a southern' granneh, raght? Plah's bah the bhuk, holds famileh values hagh, raght?" Arch asked. He coughed a few times, clearing his throat. "My dear woman, I can assure you that your granddaughter has done nothing wrong. She is a fine upstanding citizen, and has been aiding me in the work of the Lord." Arch said, standing up with his wings open and sparkling, all hints of his drawl and accent gone. "See, I'll merely act as if we're all shining examples of hero's, working for the greater good." Arch said in a resounding voice, filled with heavenly glory.
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