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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 4:03 pm
A Retake on All I Ask of You:
Raoul is Christine, Erik is Raoul, and Christine is Erik...
XDDD NUTTY!!!
Erik: Love me, that's all I ask of you!
*PoM snickers uncontrollably*
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 4:03 pm
Terra Titaness I like the oscar meyer weiner thing, but who is Eric? I do not know of him.... blaugh It is spelled Erik, and he is the Phantom of the Opera. You've also just let everyone know that you know nothing about Phantom beyond ALW's movie/musical.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 4:09 pm
Phantom- Screw Christine, ohhhhh Carlotta! my angel of music! xd
Yeah That would never be said!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:24 pm
Erik: One Day the world will be ruled by dancing cup cakes! They will cover the Earth with there frosty goodness! *evil laughter*
Christine: okay....*cough* crazy *cough neutral
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:16 am
Erik: My heart will -so- go on. Raoul: I wish mine would. Christine: -Glomps Daroga/Nadir/The Persian/whichever name you freaking like him with.- Mine has 4laugh
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:06 am
Christine: I love you, Erik!! Erik: Pardon? Christine: gonk *dies*
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:08 am
Unromantic_Phantom Terra Titaness I like the oscar meyer weiner thing, but who is Eric? I do not know of him.... blaugh It is spelled Erik, and he is the Phantom of the Opera. You've also just let everyone know that you know nothing about Phantom beyond ALW's movie/musical. I didn't know his name was erik.I figured it out from all of you.That and I saw something about it somewhere.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:24 pm
Erik: I shall sing you a beautiful song in a different language!
Christine: Wheee!! =DDD
Erik: -deep breath- UN PERRO GRANDE TENGO YO Y LLASE LLAMA BINGO! Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Y llase llama Bingo!
Christine: :O heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart !!!!! -swoons-
(( Sorry if that is not the correct spelling. X.x; I've only learned the song but now not to write it. and for those who didn't get it the song is "Bingo" In spanish. x3 You know the one about the farmer with the dog and his name was bingo? Yeah, that one. o-o; ))
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:27 pm
Moocat Erik: I shall sing you a beautiful song in a different language! Christine: Wheee!! =DDD Erik: -deep breath- UN PERRO GRANDE TENGO YO Y LLASE LLAMA BINGO! Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Y llase llama Bingo! Christine: :O heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart !!!!! -swoons- (( Sorry if that is not the correct spelling. X.x; I've only learned the song but now not to write it. and for those who didn't get it the song is "Bingo" In spanish. x3 You know the one about the farmer with the dog and his name was bingo? Yeah, that one. o-o; )) *snorts and dies of laughter*
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:17 pm
I was listening to this the other day and decided to do the old remake my own way (please don't hurt me, angel_of_joy!)
Christine Morning Raoul!
Raoul Hi Christine
Christine How's life?
Raoul Disappointing!
Christine What's the matter?
Raoul My brother was murdered.
Christine I'm so sorry!
Raoul Me too! I mean, look at me! I've been away from my parents for five years, and I've always thought-
Christine What?
Raoul No, it sounds stupid
Christine Aww, come on!
Raoul When I was little I thought I would be...
Christine What?
Raoul A famous count richest man in Paris But now my brother is dead and as you can see, I didn't inherit any money
Christine Nope!
Raoul Oh well!
Christine Oh well!
Raoul It sucks to be me.
Christine Noo!
Raoul It sucks to be me
Christine No!
Raoul It sucks to be broke and without a brother and being hit on by a prima donna It sucks to be me!
Christine Oh, you think your life sucks?
Raoul I think so.
Christine Your problems aren't so bad! I'm kinda pretty And have a pretty damn good voice
Raoul You do!
Christine Thanks! I love doing opera things, like singing and ballet And as you know I have a gigantic heart So why do I have to choose a ******** sucks to be me!
Raoul Me too.
Christine It sucks to be me.
Raoul It sucks to be me. It sucks to be Raoul...
Christine And Christine...
Raoul To not have a brother!
Christine To not have a husband!
BOTH It sucks to be me.
Raoul Hey, Andre, Fermin, can you settle something for us? Do you have a second?
Andre Ah, certainly.
Christine Whose life sucks more? Raoul's or mine?
Fermin AND Andre Ours!
Andre We work together.
Fermin We're as close As people can get.
Andre We've been the best of buddies...
Fermin Ever since the Day we met.
Andre So he knows lots Of ways to make me Really upset. Oh, every day is An aggravation.
Fermin Come on, that's an exaggeration!
Andre You lose your money, you got cheated by and Opera Ghost!
Fermin Oh yeah? You do such a**l Things like hanging out on the stage
Andre You make that very large Opera House we share A HELL!
Fermin So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!
Andre It sucks to be me!
Fermin No, it sucks to be me!
Christine It sucks to be me!
Raoul It sucks to be me!
ALL Is there anybody here It doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!
Meg Why you all so happy?
Christine Becuase our lives suck!
Meg Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha! I've lived in the Opera House ever since I was a kid. Wanted to be a primadonna, But I'm a ballet dancer But with hard work I became the best ballet dancer In the whole Opera House! And now Carlotta is gone and my mother pushed Christine ahead And I'm still a ballet dancer and my best friend is a star and I'm in the chorus And I'm very mad! It's sucks to be me! It sucks to be me! I say it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka- Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka- Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka- Suck! It suck to be me!
Erik Excuse me?
Raoul Hey there
Erik Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
Meg Why you looking all the way out here?
Erik Well, I started looking in Box 1, but so far everything is out of my price range. But this neighborhood box a lot cheaper! Oh, and look - a "Keep Empty" sign!
Raoul You need to talk to the superintendent. Let me get her
Erik Great, thanks!
Raoul Yo, Giry!
Madame Giry I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
Erik Oh my God! It's Madame Giry!
Madame Giry Yes I am! I'm Madame Giry From Opera Populaire's ballet company I made a lotta money That I used on my kid Now I'm broke and the mistress of the dancers And I'm here, the Box 5 keeper of Opera Populaire
ALL It sucks to be you.
Christine You win!
ALL It sucks to be you.
Raoul I feel better now!
Madame Giry Try having girls stopping you to ask you "Am I doing this right?" It gets annoying
ALL It sucks to be you In Box 5 (Sucks to be me) In Box 5 (Sucks to be you) In Box 5 (Sucks to be us) But not when We're together. We're together Here In Box 5! We live in the Opera Populaire! Our friends do too! 'Til our dreams Come true, We live In Box 5!
Erik This is real life!
ALL We live in Box Five!!
Fermin You're gonna love it!
ALL We live in Box 5!
Madame Giry Here's your keys!
ALL Welcome to Box 5!
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:56 pm
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:35 pm
(In response to the Ave.Q parody) *dies of laughter, rises from the dead, and dies of laughter again*
My turn!
*in the tune of Purpose from Ave. Q (forgive me if it sucks)* Erik: Beauty! It's that little tear That rips a hole in your pants deriere. Beauty! It makes you feel real great. Like a fop primping with makeup for a date. Everyone else has their beauty. So where's mine?... *spoken* Oh look it's a piece of Raoul's wig! (Raoul offstage: what?!) It was made the year I was born! *sung* It's a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiign! Ba ba ba ba do do do do do! I don't know why I know But I'm gonna find my beauty! I don't care how much Raoul will cry But I'm gonna find my beauty. Gotta be quick Don't wanna be shunned Got to make sure that I'm in the sack with Christine and have fuuuun! rats: He's gonna find his beauty Erik: Ooooh! I'm gonna find my beauty! rats: He's gonna find his beauty Erik: Yeeeaaaah! I'm gonna find my beauty. Could be far Could be near Could a week, a month, a year rats: Maybe more Erik: At a play Getting layed (Christine: eek ) Maybe in Christine's lingerine (Christine: scream ) Could it be? Yes it could! Raoul is coming dressed so goooood! rats: You're gonna find your beauty Erik: I'm gonna beat him yeah! rats: You're gonna take his beauty! Erik: Yeeeaaah! I'm gonna take his beauty *while beating up Raoul offstage* Yeah! Beauty! Beauty! Beauty! Yeeaaah! *appears in Raoul's clothes and in a Raoul mask* So I'll find me!
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:41 pm
Erik- Ew, who cut the cheese! gonk
Christine- (Guilty) Um... me.. redface
Erik_ Whoowee! eek What a stinker!
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:11 pm
Erik: *singing* Gray Squirrel, gray squirrel, shake your bushy tail. Wrinkle up your little nose, your your hands beside your nose! Gray squirell, gray squirrel, shake your bushy tail! whee
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:35 pm
Cloth Roses Moocat Erik: I shall sing you a beautiful song in a different language! Christine: Wheee!! =DDD Erik: -deep breath- UN PERRO GRANDE TENGO YO Y LLASE LLAMA BINGO! Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Y llase llama Bingo! Christine: :O heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart !!!!! -swoons- (( Sorry if that is not the correct spelling. X.x; I've only learned the song but now not to write it. and for those who didn't get it the song is "Bingo" In spanish. x3 You know the one about the farmer with the dog and his name was bingo? Yeah, that one. o-o; )) *snorts and dies of laughter* XDD OMFG. I LOVE YOU, MOOCAT.
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