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It is spelled Erik, and he is the Phantom of the Opera. You've also just let everyone know that you know nothing about Phantom beyond ALW's movie/musical.

Erik: One Day the world will be ruled by dancing cup cakes! They will cover the Earth with there frosty goodness! *evil laughter*

Christine: okay....*cough* crazy *cough neutral

Christine: I love you, Erik!!
Erik: Pardon?
Christine: gonk *dies*

Erik: I shall sing you a beautiful song in a different language!

Christine: Wheee!! =DDD

Erik: -deep breath- UN PERRO GRANDE TENGO YO Y LLASE LLAMA BINGO! Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Beh-Ee- Ene- Hey- Oh. Y llase llama Bingo!

Christine: :O heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart !!!!! -swoons-


(( Sorry if that is not the correct spelling. X.x; I've only learned the song but now not to write it. and for those who didn't get it the song is "Bingo" In spanish. x3 You know the one about the farmer with the dog and his name was bingo? Yeah, that one. o-o; ))

I was listening to this the other day and decided to do the old remake my own way (please don't hurt me, angel_of_joy!)

Christine
Morning Raoul!

Raoul
Hi Christine

Christine
How's life?

Raoul
Disappointing!

Christine
What's the matter?

Raoul
My brother was murdered.

Christine
I'm so sorry!

Raoul
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I've been away from my parents for five years,
and I've always thought-

Christine
What?

Raoul
No, it sounds stupid

Christine
Aww, come on!

Raoul
When I was little
I thought I would be...

Christine
What?

Raoul
A famous count
richest man in Paris
But now my brother is dead
and as you can see,
I didn't inherit any money

Christine
Nope!

Raoul
Oh well!

Christine
Oh well!

Raoul
It sucks to be me.

Christine
Noo!

Raoul
It sucks to be me

Christine
No!

Raoul
It sucks to be broke
and without a brother
and being hit on by a prima donna
It sucks to be me!

Christine
Oh, you think your life sucks?

Raoul
I think so.

Christine
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty
And have a pretty damn good voice

Raoul
You do!

Christine
Thanks!
I love doing opera things,
like singing and ballet
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why do I have to choose a ******** sucks to be me!

Raoul
Me too.

Christine
It sucks to be me.

Raoul
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Raoul...

Christine
And Christine...

Raoul
To not have a brother!

Christine
To not have a husband!

BOTH
It sucks to be me.

Raoul
Hey, Andre, Fermin, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?

Andre
Ah, certainly.

Christine
Whose life sucks more?
Raoul's or mine?

Fermin AND Andre
Ours!

Andre
We work together.

Fermin
We're as close
As people can get.

Andre
We've been the best
of buddies...

Fermin
Ever since the
Day we met.

Andre
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.

Fermin
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!

Andre
You lose your money,
you got cheated by and Opera Ghost!

Fermin
Oh yeah?
You do such a**l
Things like hanging out on the stage

Andre
You make that very
large Opera House we share
A HELL!

Fermin
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!

Andre
It sucks to be me!

Fermin
No, it sucks to be me!

Christine
It sucks to be me!

Raoul
It sucks to be me!

ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!

Meg
Why you all so happy?

Christine
Becuase our lives suck!

Meg
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I've lived in the Opera House
ever since I was a kid.
Wanted to be a primadonna,
But I'm a ballet dancer
But with hard work
I became the best ballet dancer
In the whole Opera House!
And now Carlotta is gone
and my mother pushed Christine ahead
And I'm still a ballet dancer
and my best friend is a star
and I'm in the chorus
And I'm very mad!
It's sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!

Erik
Excuse me?

Raoul
Hey there

Erik
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.

Meg
Why you looking all
the way out here?

Erik
Well, I started looking in Box 1,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood box a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "Keep Empty" sign!

Raoul
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get her

Erik
Great, thanks!

Raoul
Yo, Giry!

Madame Giry
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

Erik
Oh my God!
It's Madame Giry!

Madame Giry
Yes I am!
I'm Madame Giry
From Opera Populaire's
ballet company
I made a lotta money
That I used on my kid
Now I'm broke and
the mistress of the dancers
And I'm here,
the Box 5 keeper
of Opera Populaire

ALL
It sucks to be you.

Christine
You win!

ALL
It sucks to be you.

Raoul
I feel better now!

Madame Giry
Try having girls
stopping you to ask you
"Am I doing this right?"
It gets annoying

ALL
It sucks to be you
In Box 5
(Sucks to be me)
In Box 5
(Sucks to be you)
In Box 5
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here In Box 5!
We live in the Opera Populaire!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live In Box 5!

Erik
This is real life!

ALL
We live in Box Five!!

Fermin
You're gonna love it!

ALL
We live in Box 5!

Madame Giry
Here's your keys!

ALL
Welcome to Box 5!

(In response to the Ave.Q parody)
*dies of laughter, rises from the dead, and dies of laughter again*

My turn!

*in the tune of Purpose from Ave. Q (forgive me if it sucks)*
Erik: Beauty!
It's that little tear
That rips a hole in your pants deriere.
Beauty!
It makes you feel real great.
Like a fop primping with makeup for a date.
Everyone else has their beauty. So where's mine?...
*spoken* Oh look it's a piece of Raoul's wig! (Raoul offstage: what?!) It was made the year I was born!
*sung* It's a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiign!
Ba ba ba ba do do do do do!
I don't know why I know
But I'm gonna find my beauty!
I don't care how much Raoul will cry
But I'm gonna find my beauty.
Gotta be quick
Don't wanna be shunned
Got to make sure that I'm in the sack with Christine and have fuuuun!
rats: He's gonna find his beauty
Erik: Ooooh! I'm gonna find my beauty!
rats: He's gonna find his beauty
Erik: Yeeeaaaah! I'm gonna find my beauty.
Could be far
Could be near
Could a week, a month, a year
rats: Maybe more
Erik: At a play
Getting layed (Christine: eek )
Maybe in Christine's lingerine (Christine: scream )
Could it be? Yes it could!
Raoul is coming dressed so goooood!
rats: You're gonna find your beauty
Erik: I'm gonna beat him yeah!
rats: You're gonna take his beauty!
Erik: Yeeeaaah! I'm gonna take his beauty *while beating up Raoul offstage* Yeah! Beauty! Beauty! Beauty! Yeeaaah! *appears in Raoul's clothes and in a Raoul mask* So I'll find me!

Erik: *singing* Gray Squirrel, gray squirrel, shake your bushy tail. Wrinkle up your little nose, your your hands beside your nose! Gray squirell, gray squirrel, shake your bushy tail! whee